Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 17, 2018

Wait – so that’s a cat massager instead of a baby rattle instead of a cat toy?

And still Elvis won’t avail himself of the relaxation goodness. Even from his girl!

The baby is sitting up on her own. Such a beautiful little girl. Go on, Elvis. You know you want to;)

Is this a full service cat spa? Does it have hot rock treatments as well? Nail filing. Comb outs.

OMC, Lupin’s face. So adorable!

Two massages equals two times the fun!

Percussive baby massage!

Oooh… good kitty. Very good kitty. Lucky that’s Lupin. There are a lot of cats that would respond to THAT treatment with a hiss and a slash… :-O

Not so sure about this second station. Seems more likely a headache station. Or worse, a migraine station.

That is one long-haired baby! Elvis cannot imagine why they like these abuses.

Thus are the children indoctrinated into a lifetime of service to their cats.

And while those two are relaxing, they are neglecting a whole bunch of issues that need to be resolved. What happened with The Great Kibble Disaster? Will Lupin ever see The Terrifying Automaton Bird In The Clock? And there are The Totally Unfair Wrestling Decision, the everlasting Mailman Mystery, and others that I may have forgotten. What are the boys going to do about those?

Once the four stopped laughing (Hector was in on the meeting, too. After all, he was a very important part of Megan’s support staff), Megan continued detailing her ambitious plan; “Maxie, when we get into town we’re going to split up. Tre-C and I are going to start looking into the participants; the dogs themselves. Since you don’t speak Dog, you can do the recon with the local cats. There will certainly be information available, and we can count on a cat to know it.” “Where are we going to look?” Maxie asked, “Personally, I haven’t seen a whole lot of that kind of activity around here.” “Oh, that’s the good part, Max. You want to tell him, Meg… or can I?”

Interesting, the Boy is a practitioner of Swedish massage, while the Baby does Deep Tisssue style. At home, my girl Lily goes for acupuncture with a unique 5-claw method delivered in a soothing, kneading rhythm.

Please !  Not the “happy ending” !

I think, mind, I say, “I think,” that the Baby (soon to be known as “The Girl”) has stolen Elvis’ toy! Perhaps . . . we can hope . . . she has only borrowed it (maybe even with Elvis’ permission), and she is putting it to good use in a noble cause . . . but, maybe we shouldn’t tell the Woman, just in case. It is so difficult when your kittens turn to a life of crime at such an early age. We’ll just assume that she has indeed borrowed it and try not to think about it any further.

Good morning and happy Caturday, orbsters and orbabies. Special shout out and extra hugs, bumps and boops to LaughingKitty, who had to send her beloved Tigger over the Rainbow Bridge yesterday.

Nothing gets rid of the kinks like a Bap treatment!

Come on Elvis McFussy Paws! You gotta get in on the cutest kitty back rubs, ever!

The things reporter cats will do for a story…dirty job but someone’s gotta do it…

AAhhh it’s a wonderful life!!!

I think Lupin got the poop end of the stick, so to speak.

The Supremes: Stop in the Name of Love

Bap! This is what I love

A real nice back massage!

Baby, Baby, with your rattle I just know,

Each time you do a bap

I feel so happy and relaxed,

Elvis doesn’t know what he’s missing.

I do enjoy running around the room,

And sleeping in a warm sunbeam,

(Rolling over)

But sometimes I just need more to relax,

(Rolling over)

I need a good massage, It’s true,

Bap! This is what I love

A real nice back massage!

Bap! This is what I love

A real nice back massage!

Rolling over

Rolling over!

OMC! Could this comic be any more adorable? No, no it couldn’t. Georgia, I don’t know how you do it, but thanks again for the BWAHAHAHA’s and the AWWWWWW’s.

The sketches of the children is priceless. And the cats of course.

All —

An express pass to the center of the orb is requested for my friends Ron and Gloria. A gas explosion happened in the yard next to their home yesterday and their home has been heavily damaged, possibly to the point where it will need to be condemned. Fortunately, neither of them was home at the time, but it’s bound to be a rough time ahead for them.

https://www.9news.com/article/news/local/gas-fed-fire-at-heather-gardens-in-aurora-leaves-1-dead-2-others-injured/73-615385400

Elvis looks a bit bemused by the obvious enjoyment of these “treatments” by the others!

Awww!!

So many people do not understand how cats earn their keep. God’s little packages love and aggravation.

, have not seen a 2020 calendar?? Will there be one?