Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 24, 2018

He’s holding a putter at the tee??

You only need a putter for the only golf worth playing.

When I said I was feeling below par it sounded like a good thing.

Congrats to Lefty for beating the Tiger!

Anyone who wastes their time playing golf needs a shrink.

One of those guys is a permanent fixture at the curiously named sea to lake resort located deep in the sunny south.

At least it looks like he carries his own clubs around.

Obviously the course at Mar-a-Largo where any score over par is a “fake card.”

I’ve never understood why anyone is attracted to golf.

I don’t golf and I don’t fish, so there is no sense in retiring.

People who golf don’t have a house or lawn to take care of.

As the old joke goes, In ancient times men beat the ground with sticks and swore oaths. Today we call it golf.

Had a three hadicap in high school, 56 years ago, still have those clubs, though haven’t played in about 12 years, neuropathy and no grip left, threat to others, yelling “FORE” over a flying club isn’t good. Watching Bonespurs though, I think golf isn’t the exercise it once was, never used a cart, let alone on the green. Guess there is privilege in owning the courses.

Must have lots of money.

Couch guy’s hat should be red and with some kind of loco – oops I meant logo . . . didn’t I?

Shouldn’t they have the Couch & Chair mounted on a Golf Cart so they can play the round while they have their session?