Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 28, 2018

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    enigmamz  over 6 years ago

    Of course, a live hero is even better than that!

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    finkd  over 6 years ago

    Marry this girl, Rodney ; she loves you in spite of yourself.

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    Troglodyte  over 6 years ago

    Sheā€™s found the way to Rodā€™s heart, or rather his lily liver!

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    jpayne4040  over 6 years ago

    Perfect, because Rod would rather be a live coward than a dead hero!

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    Baba27  over 6 years ago

    Rodney, donā€™t be a hero ā€¦

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    flagmichael Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Dead heroes arenā€™t much fun.

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    ryanschafer77  over 6 years ago

    ā€œSpartan! Return with your shieldā€¦.or on it.ā€

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    tripwire45  over 6 years ago

    ā€œCome back with your shield or on it.ā€

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    ptnjbrown  over 6 years ago

    ā€œI am off to battleā€? (Youā€™ve got to be)

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Iā€™m reminded of a scene in the 1960 movie ā€˜The Alamoā€™ when one of the defenders , knowing with certainty that everybody who does will die, announced that he couldnā€™t stay and fight and needed to take care of and be with his blind wife. The idiot wife spoke out and denounced him for being so selfish as to not fight to death for Texas liberty. Then the righteous music was played and the idiot stayed and died.

    I always thought that when she did that, the guy was going: will you shut the hell up? Iā€™ve got an out here!"

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    sandpiper  over 6 years ago

    She and Rodā€™s horse have a lot in common when it comes to battle

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    DCBakerEsq  over 6 years ago

    How can you be with a dead hero? #Necrophiliac

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    David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen  over 6 years ago

    Todayā€™s her lucky day!!!!!

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    Bill The Nuke  over 6 years ago

    Cowards die a thousand deaths, heros but one.

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    russef  over 6 years ago

    DONā€T WORRY! Rodney has a nose for stayiing out of trouble.

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    I Go Pogo   over 6 years ago

    Lysistrata strike a bell? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn8Qw4WCeS8

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    1967Falcon  over 6 years ago

    Donā€™t be a fool with your lifeā€¦

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    SamSevenDT  6 months ago

    She really is.

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