Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 15, 2018

“That would be Henry, greatest and chiefest calamity of our age.”

You’re complaining about Henry hoarding gold?

I wouldn’t mind hoarding a little of that myself.

Smaug!

Wow, Henry is rich enough to make a run for president. Run Henry, run!

Henry, you’d be a lot more comfortable if that was a pile of straw. Let me show you.

Dwarves and a Hobbit are on their way as we speak.

I’m somewhat puzzled by Henry’s anatomy

Trifle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy, and good with dipping sauce.

Give that dragon a tax cut.

Too much empty space in that room to qualify for hoarding.

Henry is a Dragon, Wiz.

Hoarding is kinda their thing.

Whats the use of having it if your not going to spend it!

You can never have too much money.