Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 22, 2018

but can a pope become a blood donor? seriously

More evidence that the pathetic cacophony that modern music is is causing increase in crimes!

either he dies of old age and his organs are too frail, or he was poisoned and nobody wants poisoned donated organs.

Rap and bagpipe music increase crime by 23%; especially if it’s bagpipe rap.

Pope’s generally have no hearts to give. This one now seems ok however.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Try The War of 1812 With Cannon.

The torch was also taken to space in 1996 and 2000

63% commit crimes to classical music, it must be banned now.

(Please note, the above is sarcasm.)

and playing rap would increase crime by more than 37%.

So, if Popes were donating organs, there’d be more crime in Catholic churches…right?

Why can"t the pope donate a healthy organ?

My (Catholic) ex says, “You’re not supposed to chop up a Catholic & give the pieces away.”

Playing music outside of convenience stores to drive away loiterers has been going on since at least the 1970s.

You call that thing a torch?

Criminals fear Beethoven most, I hear. And the russian cosmonauts tried to enlighten mankind. But nobody was watching. Only the Pope, who was saying “I would give a kidney to get to know what these angels are doing there in the sky above me”.

but can the pope donate a piano…?

There is only one organ in the Vatican, and it is in St. Peter’s cathedral. If the pope donated it, there would be no music at all.