Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 04, 2019

Now he can do math.

I love how the TV always bounces around whenever someone has it on.

So he thinks once every ten seconds. He is becoming smarter with every thought!

I have a vision that this is how Trump University ran – the lectures were actually tweets.

so how many thoughts did Calvin get out of those three hours? my math is a little bad

Calvin’s patience with anything is like mine with new video games coming soon: Not really good.:P

I prefer 60 minutes to shows that devote a full hour to a single crime. The other show: “Stay tuned for another 50 minutes and we’ll tell you the surprising twist this case took.”

Now substitute smart phones for TV…..

He actually has only one thought branching into many areas: how to hassle Susie!

Wonder why it’s called the Idiot Box then, Calvin?!

I have a hunch that Calvin turns the sound up pretty high.

Six thoughts a minute; yet (considering it’s television) I doubt he’s any smarter.

Notice the knobs on the side of the small TV. At least he’s probably concentrating on one program for a while, rather than getting up to change the channel all the time. Imagine what he’d be like with a remote.

Actually, this is pretty typical of ADHD kids. Ask me how I know…..

Incredible how the first three panels foreshadow Trump!

Just entertainment of shows, if produced well enough.

I learned everything I need to know from “Gilligan’s Island” reruns.

Wow! that’s about 1,080 thoughts. I wonder what they were about.

Wait til Calvin discovers the Internet

Bill Watterson predicted twitter

And so, this ever shorter and shorter attention span begets this electorate and president.

Amazingly similar to the Dear Leader.

If there more like Calvin we would still be living in caves, that is if we even made it that far.

Aren’t we up to 6 thoughts a second yet? I thought we were…

Calvin explains Donald Dumpster!