Strange Brew by John Deering for December 03, 2018

If it works, it’s an eye patch.

Sometimes you have to work with what’s available.

“You’ll put your eye out!”

Prejudice! Is it not possible that this nice man also has a wife? Or he wears them himself…

Something to keep your eye on, not to keep on your eye.

Well, it’s better than nothing at all.

Keep your eye out for the woman wearing one.

“I’ll take it, anyway.”

Do you want your commission or not?!

The real reason sailors wore eye patches was to keep one eye accustomed to the dark, and when they went below, they’d switch eyes.

A line on the Fraiser show. Niles is recounting a “romantic” weekend with his wife where he was role-playing a pirate and asked, “Can you still call it an eye-patch if you wear it over your …” That’s about as risque as that program got. The writers had good sense to leave a lot of things to the viewer’s imagination.

It goes on a guitar?

It’s more of an “eye catch”!

Looks a little worn.

There’s a “pink eye” joke in there somewhere.

You use it for what you want and I’ll use it for what eye want.

First I lost my hand in in battle then I lost my eye during the first day with the hook.

Perfect

Did I ask you what it was?

Captain Shakespeare says, “I’ll take it”.

And that’s why it is worth so much more than what you pay for an eye-patch.

I guess I was looking too closely….

Arrrrr, it’s for your Matey!

I recall Beavis and Butt-head wearing eyepatches as jockstraps.

Ask her to model it.

“Looks more like an R-patch to me!”

Says you, madam.