Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 08, 2018

Ironically, he used to work for the stock market.

And maybe these kinds of stocks would cure those who like to use other people’s money to play with the other kind of stocks.

“What were you complaining about when they put you here?” “What are you talking about? I work here! What can I do for you?” :P

Note to self. Collect payment Before you install the stock. If you complain about not being paid, they will insist on a demonstration of how they work.

I wanted to complain.

Oh no, that’s next door. It’s being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.

AR AR AR AR AR…..

“Well sir, you did ask if we had any good stocks.”

One way to determine if it is really worth complaining about.

Being put in the stocks could be a death sentence if the stockee were unpopular enough. People would throw rotten food in the face of the person in the stocks, and if there was enough rot on their face and not enough spectators wiping it off, smothering could result.

He’s skinny enough and the holes are so big, he could walk away anytime.

Dilly dilly.

I used to handle phones for 1-800-ASK-USPS. Because I did that, I know I’m going to heaven when I die because I’ve already been to the other place.

Um, yes; he’s in stocks! Good one!

The fink has all the formalities in place.