Pickles by Brian Crane for January 06, 2019

Was that a yawn or a laugh from the cat?

No TP? If he has the newspaper, he’s good.

She could tell him before he finds out the hard way.

That is what the rest of the newspaper is for, now that there is no more Sears catalogue.

Those who use the last sheet must put the new roll on ! Tis the code of the bathroom ! :-)

Real crossword solvers use a pen (myself included). Pencils are for wimps.

No toilet paper? Let’s hope the newspaper doesn’t get used for purposes other than crossword puzzles.

He has newspaper, no need for toilet paper.

“Hey, woman, I use it; you replace it. I did MY job.”

I hope crossword paper is soft!

Lord, this is 100& accurate. I always have crosswords in the loo.

That was the old Sears catalogs were for!

he’s got a newspaper

Depends on when he discovers said lack of TP. He may be trapped in there for quite a while unless Opal rescues him with a box of tissues or a spare roll she has held back.

He / She who does the laundry.. should make sure the TP roll is always full. With a visible spare within reach.

Toilet paper is barbarous. It just smears around, doesn’t clean. A bidet washes you off, cleans instead of smearing.

My husband and I each have our own bathroom ~~ he’s responsible for his and I take care of mine. Solves a lot of problems.

Not necessarily if you remember the days of the outhouse and the Sears (RIP) catalog. In the early 70s our clerks, all ladies, were together and giggling at a Sears Catalog, till this curious young man walked over to look. There it was, a male model in undershorts with his manhood hanging down. Yes, and I’ve felt insufficient ever since.

In my house the person sitting on the can without toilet paper shouts to the rest of us to bring a new roll in. So Opal better hope he doesn’t call for her to get up and bring him a roll.

No TP? Well, then he can just recycle the newspaper after he’s finished with the crossword.

So now we know why he took the sunday paper.

If ’t put a few rolls in bathroom they wont replace it… when roll is empty

He doesn’t no stinking TP. He’s got the Sunday edition.

who needs tp when you got a newspaper?

Yawning cat. Try not to yawn yourself…

What happened to the picture of the Temple that was on that living room wall? Haven’t seen it for a while.

But he has the paper…