Pickles by Brian Crane for January 20, 2019

Wouldn’t they get stuck in his teeth/dentures?

MmmmnhmmNOmmhhhh.

if he said yes while eating, she’d then chastise him about talking with his mouth full

He represents that.

The box said Hersheys not Opal’s ……

Earl is going to be the dude hanging from the kitchen light with a suicide note pinned to his chest, while Opal peers at it and mutters, “You misspelled ‘constant criticism’.”

For an old dude, he seems to have terrible nutritional habits.

Did you know Milk Duds got their name because they were meant to be perfect spheres, so when they turned out less than spherical, they were given a name to mark them as failures?

Not anymore! I’m finished!

He’s not eating them anymore. They’re gone!

He should just apologize and offer her a milk dud. Because according to Sheldon Copper “Milk Duds, with their self-deprecating name and remarkably mild flavor are the most apologetic of the boxed candies.”

The first line of defense, act shocked and angry that someone would even think of accusing you,

“Not any more. Shall we move to past tense?”

PRODUCT PLACEMENT! SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING!

Pull his dentures out and check them for caramel…

Well, the title panel gave it away.

lol, get stuck is minor, they will pull them out.

https://twitter.com/SirEviscerate/status/1055296712758169601?s=19

This joke was stolen from a tweet by SirEviscerate from October 24 last year.