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“Half empty” means it is halfway through the process of emptying. “Half full” means it’s halfway through the process of filling. So she is definitely an optimist and he is getting smarter all the time.
Given Shoe’s personality and his traditional relationship with women, the joke would have been funnier (but less PC) if he would have delivered the punch line to her, “So, your brain is half full instead of half empty.”
oldpine52 about 6 years ago
Either way, I think she’s calling you a half-wit.
Superfrog about 6 years ago
“Half empty” means it is halfway through the process of emptying. “Half full” means it’s halfway through the process of filling. So she is definitely an optimist and he is getting smarter all the time.
cubswin2016 about 6 years ago
Now that is a burn if I’ve ever heard one.
Stocky One about 6 years ago
To which he should reply, “When I said you were a wit, I was half-right”!
tripwire45 about 6 years ago
Given Shoe’s personality and his traditional relationship with women, the joke would have been funnier (but less PC) if he would have delivered the punch line to her, “So, your brain is half full instead of half empty.”
Wizard of Ahz-no relation about 6 years ago
and optimists glass is half full. a pessimists is half empty. Me? I just want to know who drank half my water
wirepunchr about 6 years ago
She could say she was right with a right hook to the beak.
Triker2011 about 6 years ago
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words burn forever….
Linguist about 6 years ago
She’s an optimist. She’s hoping he’ll go away and stop annoying her … soon !
rugeirn about 6 years ago
He’s made it clear that his brain is neither half full nor half empty because it does not exist.
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member about 6 years ago
As I’ve heard it said, “all an optimist is doing is setting themselves for disappointment.”
Herb L 1954 about 6 years ago
Don’t get into a battle of the wits,with an unarmed person ;)
DCBakerEsq about 6 years ago
An optimist is simply a delusional pessimist.
TurbosDad about 6 years ago
Well, she is halfway to being a wit…
ekke about 6 years ago
… join us, do. I’ve been defending you! Schmutz here said you aren’t fit to live with pigs, but I told them you are.