February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
Don’t worry, Calvin, tapeworms aren’t finicky eaters.
But you still grossed out Susie.
Good thing Calvin doesn’t get graded on lunch.
Really! She thinks a teacher named Wormwood is going to be grossed out by the mention of a tapeworm.
Does this count as their first date?
Reminds me of most of the boys that tried to get my attention in elementary school. LOL
hah- classic response from Calvin! I love him trying to gross out Suzie. I like how Watterson was the smartest of the comic strip writers, but had the most lowbrow jokes at times. He was really clever.
Calvin wins on a technicality!
Tapeworm: “Hey! Where’s my cookie?”
So Calvin has many strategies to gross out others. He could grow up to be an Animator. WIN!
He must really like Susie to annoy her like that.
You seem malnourished: are you suffering from internal parasites?
Thru the lips & past the gums. Look out tapeworm, here it comes.
the lunchtime strips are just wonderful!
Mrs. Wormwood is cowering in the corner of the teacher’s lounge. Calvin is the lunch room monitor’s problem now.
Cracked me up!!!
At least is the second time that Calvin cheat Susie on lunch time . This make of him a professional .
I hope Calvin has his tapeworm on a leash, and it has plenty of water.
Wormwood could take care of that tapeworm, if swallowed.
If Suzie were really game, she could parry with Calvin and maybe have a gross-out contest.
Ah the tapeworm way of keeping you thin while you eat like a bird. (Birds eat several times their weight every day.)
I believe Ms. Wormwood wishes Calvin was absinthe today…
Calvin did actually tell Susie what he had (well, wished he had to gross her out) – a tapeworm!
Their marriage is going to be a barrel of fun!
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Don’t worry, Calvin, tapeworms aren’t finicky eaters.
alaskajohn1 over 5 years ago
But you still grossed out Susie.
codycab over 5 years ago
Good thing Calvin doesn’t get graded on lunch.
WoodEye over 5 years ago
Really! She thinks a teacher named Wormwood is going to be grossed out by the mention of a tapeworm.
Bilan over 5 years ago
Does this count as their first date?
M2MM over 5 years ago
Reminds me of most of the boys that tried to get my attention in elementary school. LOL
Jabroniville Premium Member over 5 years ago
hah- classic response from Calvin! I love him trying to gross out Suzie. I like how Watterson was the smartest of the comic strip writers, but had the most lowbrow jokes at times. He was really clever.
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
Calvin wins on a technicality!
Plumbob Wilson over 5 years ago
Tapeworm: “Hey! Where’s my cookie?”
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
So Calvin has many strategies to gross out others. He could grow up to be an Animator. WIN!
eladee AKA Wally over 5 years ago
He must really like Susie to annoy her like that.
johndifool over 5 years ago
You seem malnourished: are you suffering from internal parasites?
awcoffman over 5 years ago
Thru the lips & past the gums. Look out tapeworm, here it comes.
Pirate Mike creator over 5 years ago
the lunchtime strips are just wonderful!
Ermine Notyours over 5 years ago
Mrs. Wormwood is cowering in the corner of the teacher’s lounge. Calvin is the lunch room monitor’s problem now.
bloodykate over 5 years ago
Cracked me up!!!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 5 years ago
At least is the second time that Calvin cheat Susie on lunch time . This make of him a professional .
Moon57Shine over 5 years ago
I hope Calvin has his tapeworm on a leash, and it has plenty of water.
ravenoverthegreen over 5 years ago
Wormwood could take care of that tapeworm, if swallowed.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago
If Suzie were really game, she could parry with Calvin and maybe have a gross-out contest.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Ah the tapeworm way of keeping you thin while you eat like a bird. (Birds eat several times their weight every day.)
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
I believe Ms. Wormwood wishes Calvin was absinthe today…
amg3826 over 5 years ago
Calvin did actually tell Susie what he had (well, wished he had to gross her out) – a tapeworm!
eccolibri60 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Their marriage is going to be a barrel of fun!