This gives a new meaning to “rigging the jury.”
“Jury” by IKEA……at least the hex key is included!
I’d hate to think that’s anybody’s peer group.
So are the instructions in Spanish, or Chinese?
Lego?
I’ve heard of trying to put a jury together but this is ridiculous!
I’m afraid this jury might end up being sworn at before it’s finally sworn in.
“The jury will now assemble…itself…”
But I shudder to think what extra parts will be found after the assembly is complete.
ikea?
That jury is unacceptable. They are clearly partial!
Waldo is part of the jury….
“Some assembly required”
…and then the whole case just fell apart!
The jury was divided.
In the matter of “John Doe v IKEA”…
ah! so that’s what they mean by “Avengers assemble!”
And the head bone’s connected to the neck bone…………
I would think the lawyers would be doing this, not the judge. They’re always trying to find the perfect jury!
“Oh, that’s you all over!”
The IKEA case comes to trial.
Jury by Ikea
Weeble jury?
“Assemble a jury…”
Assembly of more than 6 people is unlawful!
At least the jury isn’t fixed…
…yet.
Don’t think this is what is mean by “Assembling a Jury.”
Why IKEA can never be successfully sued.
Mark did a similar joke back in the aughties.
September 06, 2014
electricshadow Premium Member over 5 years ago
This gives a new meaning to “rigging the jury.”
franksmin over 5 years ago
“Jury” by IKEA……at least the hex key is included!
PICTO over 5 years ago
I’d hate to think that’s anybody’s peer group.
enigmamz over 5 years ago
So are the instructions in Spanish, or Chinese?
Skeptical Meg over 5 years ago
Lego?
Stevefk over 5 years ago
I’ve heard of trying to put a jury together but this is ridiculous!
Arianne over 5 years ago
I’m afraid this jury might end up being sworn at before it’s finally sworn in.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago
“The jury will now assemble…itself…”
But I shudder to think what extra parts will be found after the assembly is complete.
Qiset over 5 years ago
ikea?
Stocky One over 5 years ago
That jury is unacceptable. They are clearly partial!
aerilim over 5 years ago
Waldo is part of the jury….
Nuliajuk over 5 years ago
“Some assembly required”
Emmett Wayne over 5 years ago
…and then the whole case just fell apart!
DanFlak over 5 years ago
The jury was divided.
dsidney49 over 5 years ago
In the matter of “John Doe v IKEA”…
clacou over 5 years ago
ah! so that’s what they mean by “Avengers assemble!”
Diat60 over 5 years ago
And the head bone’s connected to the neck bone…………
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
I would think the lawyers would be doing this, not the judge. They’re always trying to find the perfect jury!
amaneaux over 5 years ago
“Oh, that’s you all over!”
stamps over 5 years ago
The IKEA case comes to trial.
Madzdad the bard over 5 years ago
Jury by Ikea
MissScarlet Premium Member over 5 years ago
Weeble jury?
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Assemble a jury…”
C0MM0N-tater over 5 years ago
Assembly of more than 6 people is unlawful!
Daeder over 5 years ago
At least the jury isn’t fixed…
…yet.
cwg over 5 years ago
Don’t think this is what is mean by “Assembling a Jury.”
Bill Wilson Premium Member over 5 years ago
Why IKEA can never be successfully sued.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Mark did a similar joke back in the aughties.