Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 10, 2019

This gives a new meaning to “rigging the jury.”

“Jury” by IKEA……at least the hex key is included!

I’d hate to think that’s anybody’s peer group.

So are the instructions in Spanish, or Chinese?

Lego?

I’ve heard of trying to put a jury together but this is ridiculous!

I’m afraid this jury might end up being sworn at before it’s finally sworn in.

“The jury will now assemble…itself…”

But I shudder to think what extra parts will be found after the assembly is complete.

ikea?

That jury is unacceptable. They are clearly partial!

Waldo is part of the jury….

“Some assembly required”

…and then the whole case just fell apart!

The jury was divided.

In the matter of “John Doe v IKEA”…

ah! so that’s what they mean by “Avengers assemble!”

And the head bone’s connected to the neck bone…………

I would think the lawyers would be doing this, not the judge. They’re always trying to find the perfect jury!

“Oh, that’s you all over!”

The IKEA case comes to trial.

Jury by Ikea

Weeble jury?

“Assemble a jury…”

Assembly of more than 6 people is unlawful!

At least the jury isn’t fixed…

…yet.

Don’t think this is what is mean by “Assembling a Jury.”

Why IKEA can never be successfully sued.

Mark did a similar joke back in the aughties.