Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 16, 2019

Well, it didn’t Marty too long. Bet Gil will be surprised when Robby sits courtside commentating at the Jefferson game.

This kid is even more insufferable than he was a few years ago.

What?? Robbyreport.com is like the Robb report, only the richness is in the words? Are they two different things and one has more richness? I have no idea what this means.

Is anyone going to ask this presumably 21-year-old what he is doing for a living and how he paid for the billboards? It seems pretty clear he is no longer in college. Maybe this is one of those deals like they have on soap operas, where a baby is born and a year later is in kindergarten.

P1, It kinda looks like they’re practicing in Gil’s office. Or maybe the shower, which would make more sense.

P2, You’re not against Coach Thorp?!? Then get the hell out of my studio, Kid!

P3, WTF are you babbling about?

P1: Coach, it’s customary to watch the play before blowing the whistle. Although, maybe you’re doing it like a lot of refs seem to.

P2: Marty’s robotic arm delivers a brewsky.

Why is a map of Italy growing out of his chin in panel 3?

Looks like he’s competing for Marty’s job too.

this strip is stupid

Which character delivers the first EES of 2019? My wager is on Robby/Bobby/Trucker Bobby. The richness is in the words? And I’m supposed to store that in my snarky toolbox like Del Bader’s Tally Ho? Could Young Howry, gasp!, be correct with his billboard blitzkrieg? Why doesn’t GilPa sue the twerp for slander and fraud? Oh yeah. We haven’t had a valuable lesson in so long.

I just went to the site. It’s not real.

That radio station must be desperate to fill air time.

P1: ….while milford prepares for a game at Jefferson, the people with too much time on their hands get busy….

P-1: Hmm, tastes minty

P-2: Marty is allowed to set up his portable studio while visiting Howry in prison

P-3: I haven’t seen a face like that since the Eichmann trial

Clickbait!! Wait what happen to That 70’s Show references?

“I’m not against coach Thorp. I just want him fired.”

This kid is a bigger geek than than that dork that they had doing butt-pirate radio

Richness is in the words? I’m confused. I thought the proof was in the pudding?

Take a stand Man! You’re either WITH Coach Thorp or you’re against Coach Thorp.

Oh, I am SO looking forward to this clown’s balloon getting popped, hopefully with Marty in the blast radius…

P4: " …and I’ll add to it when I get back to my parents basement a little later…"

So this jerk’s plan is to get publicity for his new website and his hokey robbyreport? I am guessing that is why he is going through all this.

“Robbie” looks like a soon to be cast into Hell damned soul in a Chick comic.

You know…. I kind of wonder how we even noticed that the strip stalled the other week.

Wait until another kid punks out Robby on his adderall problem and how he was the pusher for the basketball team