Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 17, 2019

That’s right. A good coach gets them the right focus pills.

“And next segment on WDIG … Liesl Ishii comes back from college to riff on multi-dimensional losers living in their parents’ basements and destined to die virgins!”

Weezy was never off-kilter. (Don’t try to figure it out. I just like saying “Weezy”.)

All of a sudden this kid is a basketball analyst? Please!

Is Bobby-Robby now Marty’s co-host?

Gil’s ignoring the distractions by bringing them up right before tipoff.

P1, Methinks Gil is giving these kids a bit too much credit if he thinks any of them can actually read the billboards.

P2, With only one win so far they seem perfectly on kilter to me.

P3, Looks like Marty just acquired a sidekick. Drink up!

This kid has learned too much from politics…

I’ll place a call into Ian Kilter to leave Glasgow and come help this team out.

P4- Coach. Sometimes when the breaks are beating the boys and average effort won’t do, tell’em just be better than average for the Robster.

Time for Heather Belichek and stupid NBA dropout to make an appearance and get this team some real coaching and not cliche-filled pep talks

P2: If only we could get our hands on some good quality placeberballs

Rob Bob is now a daily guest on Marty’s show? Talk about a slow news year.

Here’s Bobby!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_PeQCPq8QA

The solution for dealing with Bobby Howry and Marty Moon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiJEMK4Z96A