That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 10, 2019

Luciano Pavoratti’s cousin had to make his living performing at birthday parties and weddings.

Somebody put a ghost pepper in the Archbishop’s finger sandwich.

“He just needs some of this wine so he won’t feel that hot poker up his backside.”

As much as he made innuendos that he already wanted to go to sleep, the guests did not want to leave.

Is his head on fire?

What a horrible painting.

Pizza, Pizza, Pizza pie!!! Now!!!

Just one thin wafer?

Ahh…ahhhh…ahhhhhhhh…ahhhhhhhhhhCHOOOOOOOOOOO!

All together now- Happy Birthday to you

Wheeeeeeeea-tooooooon!

The party is not over until the fat man sings….

How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?! :D

Hollering “spider” was the warning for a coming fart in those days?

Wikimedia Commons:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Nevrev_020.jpg

“Stellaaaa!” (he didn’t get the role- it involves T-shirts.)

…and then I walked barefoot into the kid’s room and stepped on a Lego block!

Everyone loved playing find the lego.

Henry first realized that leaving his Bluetooth-enabled vibrating butt plug in was a bad idea when the other party-goers connected to it and started playing with the controls. Little did he know that, by the end of the party, he would be developing a particularly intense relationship with the “Alabama shakes” setting.

Archdeacon proclaiming what a cool golf course outfit the guy pouring from the bottle is wearing.

Boris Badinov wasn’t good enough.

Parrr tayy!!

Brian Blessed’s ancestor!

The woman in blue regretting that she had encouraged her husband’s artistic ambitions.

Tryin’ to hit that high B flat….and falling flat (Nessun Dorma)

Protodeacon, proclaiming longevity at the merchant’s birthday party: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Nevrev_020.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=4309 

http://www.macdougallauction.com/indexx1118.asp?id=64&lx=a 

https://vsdn.ru/museum/catalogue/category70233.htm 

http://www.artcyclopedia.ru/nevrev_nikolaj_vasilevich.htm 

http://cvetamira.ru/nevrev-nikolay-vasilevich-1830-1904 

http://artpoisk.info/artist/nevrev_nikolay_vasil_evich_1830/bio/ 

http://www.artvek.ru/1979/041.html 

https://openart2014.wordpress.com/2014/11/22/the-history-of-painting-nevrev-nikolai/ 

all have info about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate the .ru and .info webpages), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 3 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2015/09/17?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 26 hyperlinks remain inactive. ?&;@#!#%&;!

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2113 (January 9, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Grandpa Shark doo doo doo do do doo

Re Czarka—Even after translating, I don’t get it!!

The Goose.

Demis Roussos promoting his new single.

Although the young boy was quite aghast, she had to tell him that, yes, that really was his father.

someone behind Boris, playing a joke rammed a ice cube into his rear.

“Vincerooooooooo!”

Uncle Gustav wins the burping contest for the 27th time.

It ain’t over until the fat lady sings – I know it doesn’t look like much of a lady, but it don’t look like much of a painting either.

Uncle Fester?

“Now your Uncle Harvey knows what it’s like to be groped with cold hands.”

Let’s see Pavarotti do that!