B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 24, 2019

No need. With that kind of technique, you are on your way to splitting that ax in no time.

Sorry but making your head bigger will not help.

Yes, I could, or you could stand back a foot or so.

Don’t let it rebound into your head……………it’ll leave you with a splitting headache………..

Said the bishop to the actress. (rim-shot noise)

Axe no questions, tell no lies…

Doubt if that wood work, either…

It’s a poor workman who blames his tools.

How about inventing glasses instead?

Did you RTFM?

A bigger head won’t help. This looks like a claw hammer. You might use the claw to create curls of wood for kindling, but no splitting is possible unless you have a wedge, too.

As usual, the sound effects are great.

Or…the handle could be shorter!

A bigger anything doesn’t help poor eyesight and/or lack of aiming ability.

The product is still in beta testing. Now we know it still has to be idiot proofed.

The USGA has ruled against bigger heads.

typical, people want a thing to do the work, not to learn how to do the work better themselves. Some things do make work easier but skill is still needed.

hand tool go FOONKK!!!!!

To split wood, it takes more accuracy than brute force. He might have the latter but none of the former.

Or learn to aim?

I have an ax. I use an ax. I know what an ax is. That sir, is no ax.

My ole granpappy used to say; “use the whole handle, you paid for it.”

Hey! That’s how I split wood!