B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 29, 2019

The Fish Who Walks!!!

Evolution, PROVEN!!!! Alert the Media!

No. DON’T alert the Media……,

Do you accept scales or do you have a clam exchange?

Now that’s finny…

ChapStick®?

It isn’t called “dry land” for nothing!

A delicate ancestor.

Peter is thinking, fish sticks?

“It’ll cost you a fin.”

“Chapstick?”

I don’t know. Do they?

Maybe it’s like the snake and they lose them later.

“My lips hurt real bad”. Napoleon Dynamite.

Legs!!! Fish have legs.

“That’ll be two clams.”

“Clams!? I have friends who are clams!”

Tik-tik-tik-tik-taalik!

“All out. Would you like a fish stick?”

He just swam past, the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.

Last time I saw that guy he was on the back on my friend’s car.

I have no problem with people saying “there is no god” and we’re here by evolution. What I don’t understand is people trying to play god and stop evolution. (i.e. warning labels) lol!

When humans do it it is unnatural. And since we are Post Apocalypse, it is artificially created even to the walking fish with lungs and tongues.

I sympathize!

One of my ancestors. The original addict. (I can quit anyti…oh, who am I kidding.)