Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 24, 2019

You’re the husband, Brad, whereas TJ is just the roommate.

Looks like Toni’s picking the place and Brad’s picking up the check!

I’m sorry, but Toni is ROCKING that Black Dress and Boots!

And I’m HOPING they’re going out to get a room some place. Because SADLY, between Jonah, Shannon and Old Smiley, THAT, is about the ONLY way the New DeGroots are going Enjoy any sort of privacy! :(

“Does this look all right?” What? Since when has Brad been considered any kind of authority on proper dress?

Looking at his hot wife, Brad was hit with sudden onset Alzheimer’s and did not remember where they were going or the conversation about where they were going entirely. It will all come back to him soon…

“With HER….!”

Yes, Brad is now a normal husband, like the rest of us. Welcome to the club.

Another adventure.

Damn Toni looks good.

And with that, Brad realizes that he’s turning into his father…

How long has it been since we’ve seen Toni wear a miniskirt? I’m thinking it was before she married Brad.

Doesn’t matter where. As long as he is with Toni, anywhere is fine.

To the cleaners?

It pays to listen. I bet Brad wasn’t doing that.

Been here way too often

Ask Toni to drive.

Wherever they’re going, I guess Brad’s apparel is fine.

Toni in a skirt! (Wolf whistle!) Toni is the most beautiful character of this whole cartoon. It is simply impossible for her to look ugly in anything! Bwad, you don’t ask where you are going, you simply follow your astounding piece of arm candy wife wherever she wants to go! Talk about a true trophy of a wife. She’s it!

Thank you for giving Puddles the weekend off.

So, when are we going to see some little DeGroots?

Do you have anything better to do than to spend time with your wife?

If I have to share an apartment I’ll take TJ over Jonah anytime.

Maybe they’re finally going to see about a mortgage on a three bedroom house of their own. A bedroom for Toni, and, Brad, one for Shannon, (who would still be spending a lot of time with them,) and the third for for a (near?) future newcomer. Sorry, TJ, Brad, and, Toni, are going to learn to cook for themselves. (they’re already observing whoever’s turn it is to cook on their shifts at the fire station

Watch it, Brad – Charlene over at InSecurity got dressed real nice like that and ended up dragging Roy to Hubby Lobby…

With a body like Toni’s, who cares where you’re going.

This happens all the time. Guy usually have no idea where their wife wants to go, but we go anyway, just to keep her happy. Somehow we are supposed to know the destination, even when we don’t.

It’s shopping! Yeah… shopping…

Let there be no doubt, Toni is HOT!!! Luann is hot too, but Toni is permitted to be HOT in a tasteful more adult way, and she falls in love with, and makes a man out of Doofus Bwad, who really is Bradley. Deserving of the whole name. I agree with an earlier poster (yes I looked) that Brad is definitely a married man, just go with her Brad wherever she wants to go. Act like you knew because, and every husband knows these words, “I told you honey, we were going to—place—you never listen” or some variation. So learn the game son, and with that loving babe of a wife you better!! (By the way personal observation: being a father of a daughter myself I think I have an insight into why Luann is drawn the way she is, very not as hot as she is, because she is clearly hot. I think that she could rock in some shorts Greg, that is normal for a 19 year old college girl).

“Actually, TJ, we’re taking you to sign the papers for your new apartment. We’re kicking you out. We paid the first month’s rent. While we’re gone, my Dad is going to change the locks on the house and you can come back for your things tomorrow. Better go pack an overnight bag.”

What I’ve learned from this board: Toni’s personality is meaningless, only her looks make her a “catch”. But on a different topic (also looks related but in a different way) T.J. looks rather different than he usually does. He has a softer, sweeter face than he is usually drawn with. I wonder whether Greg’s artistic rendering of him is just evolving over time or if this is a one off change. Granted, he’s puzzled over Brad’s question but he still looks quite different.

I don’t always like the Sunday strip. This one is good.

Poor Brad. He hasn’t a clue where they are going. He should have listened more closely to his wife.

Enigmatic. TJ is shown as genuinely taken aback, and why would Brad “hope” that TJ would know whatever the plan is? Some of those things would make some sense if Mordock is right, but Mordock’s theory doesn’t square with Toni’s “how do I look” query, and her outfit to my eye looks more like a “going out” outfit than a “roll in the hay” outfit (though possibly the key is “both”).

Someone help me out here…I forget. Did they decide to not wear wedding rings? Because Toni clearly is not wearing one. I can understand not wearing them on the job, but for off the clock?

I just wake up in the morning and follow the script. It’s easier that way. :-)

My socks and garters!!! Do you EVER get out? Falling in love with a cartoon character! Your libido is just enormously confused!

Toni is beautiful. But poor Brad, what an awkward situation!!!

Toni and Nancy have the standard issue beauty, but I still think that the chick we saw this past Thursday with the big lips and mule ears cap had her own sexy-kinky appeal.

If he doesn’t figure it out soon he’ll be going to hell.

Going to the new night job, so they can make money to pay all of the fines for illegally remodeling the house and then make the needed corrections.

Every so often, Brad tends to regress into his old unappealing self. Forgetting (or never having known) where he and Toni are going isn’t the worst offense, though.

Just go along and rejoice in having such a drop-dead beautiful wife, Brad….

You are ‘going’ to find out! And getting Toni drive is the smartest way to find out.

I’d like to see Toni and Luann go clothes shopping. It would be interesting, But Luann is doing all right I mean she was working the little black dress when she went to see Gunther.