The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 13, 2019

Sorry kid, it’s all hokum.

And I’ve got a generator that will supply endless electricity. And you can build one this evening with parts you already have.

Rediscovered from a whole ’different century than the BS you heard about.

Alright, Toby! Go ahead and levitate. We’ll learn from you. Try this for starters: https://youtu.be/jlw8CxTkyxA

It’s called Modern Ancient Indian BS, Mainly for Western Acolytes!

I have to ask…do they put stuff IN HIS FOOD?!

The kid’s bullsh#t detector must be on the fritz. :P

Kid – if it was practical and useful, you’d already be able to do it. As would just about every animal out there. The fact that you don’t see it happening tells you all that you need to know.

Yawn! Wake us up when you invent something really revolutionary, like Teleportation!!

Because it takes decades to learn it and even then most people fail. At least that is what the Hokum dealers say

It’s a state of spiritual being that you can only achieve after you die. Are you ready?

The last panel can be summed up by the book title “Old Lies of the New Age.”

New Ancient Wisdom – great phrase!

New ancient malarkey!

sorry kid, you don’t have that mystical gene mutation that enables you to use 100% of our brain and discover all the things lesser mortals have forgotten.