Pickles by Brian Crane for March 01, 2019

No woman can resist Old Spice, especially if you bathe in it.

Now how come Roscoe isn’t fainting from the overdose of Old Spice fumes?

The perfect aftershave for pickpockets.

If it were steak fumes Roscoe would faint from the euphoria.

Roscoe is the dog and Nelson is the boy.

She’s drunk from the alcohol fumes.

Every day my Dad would take his morning BM, shower, and shave. All while smoking his Pall Mall’s. You could tell when he was done because when he opened the door, the odors would permeate the house.

Now that I no longer live there, I kind of miss that, though I am glad he quit smoking in his 50’s, over twenty years ago.

Could be worse. The son of a friend of mine uses, or rather overuses, Axe Body Spray.

I knew some girls like that, the smell almost knocked you over!

Wonder if the Bunny Slippers also got knocked out ?

Roscoe is transfixed by Opal’s bunny slippers.

It only works on older women

someone should have shown him the difference between a “splash” and a “bath” of Old Spice…

Kids have a much different interpretation of the phrase “a little”.

“You smell like a roomful of grandpas!” I Love It!

Is anyone concerned that Opal hit the floor? Anyone? Anyone?

Try Brut 33 or Hai Karate. There are probably 10 warehouses of the stuff left over.

50 years from now, all the “Grampaws” will smell like Axe.

Funniest comic of the week. Oh the memoriesds of 6th grade hygene class, they distibuted hi karate samples to all the boys. You know if a little bit smells good? …

I loved the Old Spice my father used to use. At Christmas I’d try to find the Old Spice Soap on a Rope for him. Since he never seemed to overdo it, I doubt that he used the extra boost of scent. Now I can’t stand to be near someone wearing any perfume or much aftershave. If I smelled Old Spice though, I’d probably start smiling.

Anyone remember the old “Hai Karate – be careful how you use it” commercials?

Is he gonna grow up to be the guy that drowns himself with Axe body spray?

It’s a guy thing

I can’t find it, but I’m almost sure at one time, Old Spice used the tagline, “If your granpa hadn’t used it, you might not be here.”

Beware. The current U.S. offering of Classic is N O T the original old scent. It is different and much weaker. You must get “Original,” and the only place I know of to get it is eBay, direct from India.

Could be worse…it could be Axe.

If you don’t see anymore comments from me today, it is because I’m rushing off to the store to buy some Old Spice!

Not when I was a young lad.. no matter how much I used.

On the bus yesterday – a woman got on wearing so much perfume, we could still smell it 20 minutes after she got off.

Bug spray.

I still use old spice and sometimes splash on aqua velva over it so I smell twice as old