Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 11, 2019

I have no problem with a flat Earth. I just want to book a vacation to the edge, and no one’s been able to help with that yet.

Earth is flat. It’s just that round is the new flat.

Now we all have to go on a diet!

One of my neighbors is a Flat Earther. You cannot argue/debate this with them. They find all kinds of stuff on the internet to prove they are RIGHT. (This person also believes JFK Jr. is still alive and we never landed on the moon, among other gems). >sigh<

I’m willing to believe that there may be actual flat earthers, but I’ve never met one. And at least some of them must just be messing with the rest of us.

Not sure about earth, but my midwestern state is awfully flat.

Brewster has a fat head.

Aaaaannnnnd

He’s back.

I’m not a flat earther, but I get my shirts from Lands End.

If Earth is flat, who lives on the other side?

He’s view of earth from the space station must not be in 3D.

JUST REVEALED:

The true cause of Florida’s many sinkholes…

If you follow the International Space Station on Instagram, you will find Flat Earthers claiming that the whole thing is rigged.

America’s most underused energy reserve (of which I have more than my fair share).

Pretty soon we may well be on the bottom side of the world – permanently. Our country has to be (collectively) one of the fattest. I’m so depressed I’m going to go get some donuts…