Pickles by Brian Crane for March 21, 2019

Sorry Earl, the correct answer was “RUFF!”.

the only down side I think there’d be getting a haircut with dog clippers is you might get the dog’s fleas if the clippers aren’t properly cleaned

Now people allergic to dogs will be allergic to Earl. They should go to a restaurant.

Roscoe screaming “cultural appropriation” in three, two, one….

Woof Woof …… Dad-D-O !

Do I get my treat now?

Looks like she missed a couple

With that $15 you saved you can take Opal out to dinner.

Stick your tongue out, Earl….she’ll put a treat on it…(read MONTY)

At least Earl has conformed to Opals reasoning! Give him a treat now, Opal!

It’s not that arf-ful.

Now all you need some flea powder on it and you’ll be all set!

Now you gotta put a bandana around his neck. He’s such a good boy!

The dog’s saying, “Eeeeww. You’re going to have to catch me now before you use those on me.”

Earl looks the same as he did yesterday.

“Ruff.”

“You put the WOW in bowwow.”

Now Earl can legally change his name to Arfur Barklee…I would give that one a canine out of ten

“What’s your act?”

“I have a talking dog.”

“Not another talking dog act. Well, go ahead.”

“Hey dog, how does sandpaper feel?”

“Rough rough.”

“What’s on top of a house?”

“Roof roof.”

“Who was the greatest ball player of all time?”

“Ruth Ruth.”

“That’s it. I can’t take anymore. You and your stupid dog act are outta here.”

BOOT

Man sitting in street where he landed. Dog walks up to him and says, “DiMaggio?”

Earls comb-over could use a trim as well.

We have used the same clippers for me and two consecutive dogs. There has never been a downside that I know of. It is the kind you can rinse off tho.

Earl, now you can say that you really had a little hair of the dog to clear your head.

Tell Opal to put that mirror where the sun don’t shine

My mom gave all the boys (and my dad) “high and tight” (or just “fuzzy cueball” if we preferred) haircuts every week. My wife absolutely and utterly refuses… and by now there’s a lot less hair than when my mom did it.

WOOF! woof woof woof! WOOF Translation: “I look like a Dog.”

I love Earl!

Roscoe’s thinking, ‘Great, now I’m gonna go bald when you use them things on me’.