Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 29, 2019

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    bitsy twill  over 5 years ago

    Color me skeptical, but I highly doubt that the synchronized skating exhibition really “rocked”.

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    The Pro from Dover  over 5 years ago
    and the Clown’s yesterday never realized that synchronized skating was “A Thing?” Because it’s not! It’s “The Blob!” Run away!
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    TheBrownStarfish  over 5 years ago

    P1, You should clean out that locker more often, maybe you’ll keep the ants from swarming.

    P2, That was the family stuff. It’s fun for the whole fam damnly!

    P3, She could skate on that floor, nice shine, Mop!

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    Mr Reality  over 5 years ago

    In all reality , I said Family Stuff because I’m tried of people saying I love the Roller Derby , now shut your pie hole and Git before punch your snarky face in.

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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  over 5 years ago

    It was for Andre’s family!

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    Mopman  over 5 years ago

    Obviously she’s a star, and she’s got the shirt to prove it!

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    bearwku82  over 5 years ago

    Molly executes a triple lutz. So that’s why she pirouettes so smoothly on the double play transfer. Glad I made the connection. Now let’s get our Valley Conference 2nd place trophies and have a stimulating plot at MCC.

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    jrankin1959  over 5 years ago

    Two words: Lynn Swann. Star wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers during the Noll Dynasty. Took ballet lessons as a kid, which helped make him capable of all those leaping, spectacular catches he made.

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    BikeMike  over 5 years ago

    Years of experience of lying?

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    chiphilton  over 5 years ago

    So she has years of experience doing synchronized skating and only her family knows?

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    Irish53  over 5 years ago

    Experience. Experience has taught me to ignore idiot busy bodies

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    hifirick1953  over 5 years ago

    p2 Nice to see Rick Springfield photos are still popular in girl’s lockers in Milford.

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    BrandonMayhew  over 5 years ago

    How about minding your own business Linda…..if I feel a little embarrassed about my synchronized skating what’s it to you. And by the way my skater teammates are family to me so bug off.

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    tcar-1  over 5 years ago

    The girl to the lower left in panel three is recording the whole episode. Soon it will be on pirate radio, broadcast to tattoo parlors, peacock farms, and sub shops world wide.

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    Mopman  over 5 years ago

    P2 – “Can we talk about this later? Are you going to help me get my head unstuck or not?”

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    twainreader  over 5 years ago

    When not doing sync, she barely qualifies for pairs.

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    Another Take  over 5 years ago

    Alternative Script: 1- PRISON SNITCH: All right! Contraband. A Playgirl magazine in Kimmy’s locker. The warden will reward me handsomely for this. SNITCH WANNABE: Big deal. I found a gun, a phone and some pills in Big Jane’s locker. They’re all carved out of soap though… 2- SNITCH: There’s only room for one snitch in this facility. You don’t want to mess with my thing. I got powers you wouldn’t believe. 3- SNITCH: Wait. You got anti-gravity insoles too? WANNABE: Yeah. They got snuck in as Dr. Scholl’s products. BYSTANDERS: Man! My pruno don’t get me that high.

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