And it’s off to the Principal’s Office where notes will be sent home to the parents. Next a parent/teacher conference followed by notes put into Susie’s permanent record and then Susie’s parents will have to bribe school officials to get her into Stanford, $500,000. They will get caught, Susie expelled, parents in jail, Susie winds up living in a trailer with 4 children married to Calvin.
Seems like this might be of interest here. https://www.facebook.com/berkeleybreathed/photos/pb.108793262484769.-2207520000.1554129186./2441279182569487/?type=3&theater
When I’m older, let my hair grow out, develop curves, and sprout long, shapely legs, there will be an entirely different discourse between the two of us. I’m already looking forward to the dramatic power shift.
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Susie is so good that she doesn’t know how to get away with being bad.
weatherford.joe Premium Member over 5 years ago
Hmmm… Susie appears to be a lefty. Also, she has some nice handwriting for a first grader.
codycab over 5 years ago
Calvin just got upgraded from a pounding to a pummeling.
alaskajohn1 over 5 years ago
Tell Miss Wormwood you were entrapped.
retrocool over 5 years ago
Calvin is quite the poet
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
Was Susie planning on giving that note to Calvin, making a death threat, or just venting her anger?
Robin Harwood over 5 years ago
You go to all the trouble of teaching the kids to write, and then tell them off when they do?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 5 years ago
Poor Susie , stalked by a brat , lovely but a brat .
bluram over 5 years ago
Caught again, I reckon it’s ’bout time to visit the principal.
Ravenswing over 5 years ago
And when, twenty years down the road, Suzie Bobbitizes Calvin with a meat tenderizing mallet, he ought to know what started it!
SonicFan91 over 5 years ago
Ohhhhh
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Beautiful verse, Cal! Right up there with my favourite of all time:
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Most poems rhyme,
… this one doesn’t!
Watcher over 5 years ago
And it’s off to the Principal’s Office where notes will be sent home to the parents. Next a parent/teacher conference followed by notes put into Susie’s permanent record and then Susie’s parents will have to bribe school officials to get her into Stanford, $500,000. They will get caught, Susie expelled, parents in jail, Susie winds up living in a trailer with 4 children married to Calvin.
Kaputnik over 5 years ago
Do kids still pass paper notes in class? Even if you take their phones away?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago
usually, when a NFL player gets belted illegally during a game, and then retaliates in same, that is the offense that the refs see and
then penalize the original victim
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
This is real life, right here! This is exactly how it works in the real world.
JudyHendrickson over 5 years ago
what an adorable child!!
DanFlak over 5 years ago
Susie, give it up. Sometimes silence is the most eloquent argument.
A Hip loving Canadian... over 5 years ago
Calvin is playing it smart, with all the attention on Susie Miss Wormwood is forgetting all about Calvin.
Chad Cheetah over 5 years ago
Is that Calvin saying that at the end?
rshive over 5 years ago
Well Susie, everything you say is true. But see where it gets you.
Ray*C over 5 years ago
“…A deep crimson hue” That’s my Calvin. I guarantee nobody else in his class could write anything close to that.
morningglory73 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Suzie is learning how to ignore Calvin.
DanSchriber over 5 years ago
You too can write like Calvin with this handy font. https://www.dafont.com/calvin-and-hobbes.font
NORTHIDAHO over 5 years ago
As usual the first perp gets away with it – retaliation gets the flag.
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Sorry kid. You’ve fallen victim to a little rat. Just explain it to the teacher and I am sure she will have wisdom and guidance to give you. Not!
Ermine Notyours over 5 years ago
We finally get to see another student at this school.
Old27F20 over 5 years ago
Sus, baby, think about it. A short talk with big Ed the bully and Cal is locker meat! No muss, no fuss, you’re just an innocent bystander.
LeonStauffer over 5 years ago
Seems like this might be of interest here. https://www.facebook.com/berkeleybreathed/photos/pb.108793262484769.-2207520000.1554129186./2441279182569487/?type=3&theater
dadlivonia over 5 years ago
Susie should play in the NFL – second person always gets caught
InuYugiHakusho over 5 years ago
I can only imagine what Susie would’ve written had she not been caught by Miss Wormwood.
mourdac Premium Member over 5 years ago
Calvin was destined to be an attorney when he grew up.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Dear Calvin,
When I’m older, let my hair grow out, develop curves, and sprout long, shapely legs, there will be an entirely different discourse between the two of us. I’m already looking forward to the dramatic power shift.
Yours,
Susie
banjinshiju over 5 years ago
Any wonder why she doesn’t like Calvin?
theincrediblebulk over 5 years ago
some days it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed.
M2MM over 5 years ago
She keeps letting me bate her (sigh). Eventually, she will learn.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Suzie is cursed to be tormented by Calvin.
chromosome Premium Member over 5 years ago
Miss Wormwood has a really bad knack of only noticing what Susie does but not what Calvin does.
retrocool over 5 years ago
with all this going on they’ll never get to the bug projects
lindz.coop Premium Member over 5 years ago
She bites again…pick your battles, Susie.
OliverCarrigan over 3 years ago
apparently gocomics recycles comics bc this is in the original calvin and hobbes collection