Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 01, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Susie is so good that she doesn’t know how to get away with being bad.

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    weatherford.joe Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Hmmm… Susie appears to be a lefty. Also, she has some nice handwriting for a first grader.

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    codycab  over 5 years ago

    Calvin just got upgraded from a pounding to a pummeling.

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    alaskajohn1  over 5 years ago

    Tell Miss Wormwood you were entrapped.

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    retrocool  over 5 years ago

    Calvin is quite the poet

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    Was Susie planning on giving that note to Calvin, making a death threat, or just venting her anger?

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    Robin Harwood  over 5 years ago

    You go to all the trouble of teaching the kids to write, and then tell them off when they do?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Poor Susie , stalked by a brat , lovely but a brat .

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    bluram  over 5 years ago

    Caught again, I reckon it’s ’bout time to visit the principal.

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    Ravenswing  over 5 years ago

    And when, twenty years down the road, Suzie Bobbitizes Calvin with a meat tenderizing mallet, he ought to know what started it!

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    SonicFan91  over 5 years ago

    Ohhhhh

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Beautiful verse, Cal! Right up there with my favourite of all time:

    Roses are Red,

    Violets are Blue,

    Most poems rhyme,

    … this one doesn’t!

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    And it’s off to the Principal’s Office where notes will be sent home to the parents. Next a parent/teacher conference followed by notes put into Susie’s permanent record and then Susie’s parents will have to bribe school officials to get her into Stanford, $500,000. They will get caught, Susie expelled, parents in jail, Susie winds up living in a trailer with 4 children married to Calvin.

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    Kaputnik  over 5 years ago

    Do kids still pass paper notes in class? Even if you take their phones away?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago

    usually, when a NFL player gets belted illegally during a game, and then retaliates in same, that is the offense that the refs see and

    then penalize the original victim

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    This is real life, right here! This is exactly how it works in the real world.

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    JudyHendrickson  over 5 years ago

    what an adorable child!!

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    Susie, give it up. Sometimes silence is the most eloquent argument.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 5 years ago

    Calvin is playing it smart, with all the attention on Susie Miss Wormwood is forgetting all about Calvin.

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    Chad Cheetah  over 5 years ago

    Is that Calvin saying that at the end?

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    rshive  over 5 years ago

    Well Susie, everything you say is true. But see where it gets you.

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    Ray*C  over 5 years ago

    “…A deep crimson hue” That’s my Calvin. I guarantee nobody else in his class could write anything close to that.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Suzie is learning how to ignore Calvin.

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    DanSchriber  over 5 years ago

    You too can write like Calvin with this handy font. https://www.dafont.com/calvin-and-hobbes.font

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    NORTHIDAHO  over 5 years ago

    As usual the first perp gets away with it – retaliation gets the flag.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sorry kid. You’ve fallen victim to a little rat. Just explain it to the teacher and I am sure she will have wisdom and guidance to give you. Not!

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    Ermine Notyours  over 5 years ago

    We finally get to see another student at this school.

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    Old27F20  over 5 years ago

    Sus, baby, think about it. A short talk with big Ed the bully and Cal is locker meat! No muss, no fuss, you’re just an innocent bystander.

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    LeonStauffer  over 5 years ago

    Seems like this might be of interest here. https://www.facebook.com/berkeleybreathed/photos/pb.108793262484769.-2207520000.1554129186./2441279182569487/?type=3&theater

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    dadlivonia  over 5 years ago

    Susie should play in the NFL – second person always gets caught

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    InuYugiHakusho  over 5 years ago

    I can only imagine what Susie would’ve written had she not been caught by Miss Wormwood.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Calvin was destined to be an attorney when he grew up.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    Dear Calvin,

    When I’m older, let my hair grow out, develop curves, and sprout long, shapely legs, there will be an entirely different discourse between the two of us. I’m already looking forward to the dramatic power shift.

    Yours,

    Susie

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    banjinshiju  over 5 years ago

    Any wonder why she doesn’t like Calvin?

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    theincrediblebulk  over 5 years ago

    some days it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed.

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    M2MM  over 5 years ago

    She keeps letting me bate her (sigh). Eventually, she will learn.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    Suzie is cursed to be tormented by Calvin.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Miss Wormwood has a really bad knack of only noticing what Susie does but not what Calvin does.

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    retrocool  over 5 years ago

    with all this going on they’ll never get to the bug projects

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 5 years ago

    She bites again…pick your battles, Susie.

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    OliverCarrigan  over 3 years ago

    apparently gocomics recycles comics bc this is in the original calvin and hobbes collection

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