Soft-spoken Nancy Kaffer, a member of the Protruding Ear Hair Club, unexpectedly speaks up. She probably has her ears stick out to show off the multitude of piercings.
P3 Been a while since somebody was knocked up at Milford High, can’t even remember the last time! Or maybe she is going to tell them she is going to puke if everyone doesn’t stop being so catty!!! Or she is going to the Bucket if anyone is interested.
P1 – “Volleyball was. Volleyball. Fine. Me Tarzan, you Nancy.”
P3 – WHAT. THE. HELL!!!!! You kids are walking around the halls in full gear (even still wearing your mitts for some stupid reason), and WEARING YOUR SPIKES???? GET OFF OF MY FLOORS!!!!!!!
“We will need to commit to softball if we want to take second place in the Valley. So Linda, take a time out in volleyball, and Molly the other dozen members of your ice capades team will have to go on without you. Today I’m giving notice to rhythmic gymnastics and I want Jocelynn to do the same for synchronized swimming. And, Jamila, for chrissakes lose that screwball—Jocelynn can’t read it. Repeat after me: ‘We’re number two! we’re number two!’”
Alternative Script: 1- SKATY: Explain this 10 Run Rule to me again. 2- KIMMY: When a team falls behind by ten runs the ump ends the game in the belief that the team that’s behind could never overcome that deficit. 3- SKATY: OK gals. I’m proposing a change to the 10 Run Rule whereby we would get a chance to bat before the ump calls the game. All in favor say Aye!
chiphilton over 5 years ago
Soft-spoken Nancy Kaffer, a member of the Protruding Ear Hair Club, unexpectedly speaks up. She probably has her ears stick out to show off the multitude of piercings.
kdizzle over 5 years ago
I like to use kaffir lime leaves when making Thai food, but there are parts of the world where that is not a very nice word.
TheBrownStarfish over 5 years ago
P1, Is Linda having a stroke?
P2, Daughter of Spock has spoken.
P3, I’m pregnant!
Bucky over 5 years ago
P3 Been a while since somebody was knocked up at Milford High, can’t even remember the last time! Or maybe she is going to tell them she is going to puke if everyone doesn’t stop being so catty!!! Or she is going to the Bucket if anyone is interested.
bitsy twill over 5 years ago
We had a kid with a star shirt, now a kid with a heart shirt. I’m rooting for moons and clovers.
Mopman over 5 years ago
P1 – “Volleyball was. Volleyball. Fine. Me Tarzan, you Nancy.”
P3 – WHAT. THE. HELL!!!!! You kids are walking around the halls in full gear (even still wearing your mitts for some stupid reason), and WEARING YOUR SPIKES???? GET OFF OF MY FLOORS!!!!!!!
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham over 5 years ago
“We will need to commit to softball if we want to take second place in the Valley. So Linda, take a time out in volleyball, and Molly the other dozen members of your ice capades team will have to go on without you. Today I’m giving notice to rhythmic gymnastics and I want Jocelynn to do the same for synchronized swimming. And, Jamila, for chrissakes lose that screwball—Jocelynn can’t read it. Repeat after me: ‘We’re number two! we’re number two!’”
bearwku82 over 5 years ago
3rd bagger Nancy Kaffer is this season’s Double D with that Keebler Elf look.
Mopman over 5 years ago
Is her ear just pasted onto her hair in P2 and P3? Maybe her announcement has to do with her prosthetic ear?
Goshen over 5 years ago
Linda would be perfect for Barry Bader.
Another Take over 5 years ago
Alternative Script: 1- SKATY: Explain this 10 Run Rule to me again. 2- KIMMY: When a team falls behind by ten runs the ump ends the game in the belief that the team that’s behind could never overcome that deficit. 3- SKATY: OK gals. I’m proposing a change to the 10 Run Rule whereby we would get a chance to bat before the ump calls the game. All in favor say Aye!
tcar-1 over 5 years ago
Well whatever that thing is on the side of her head it’s evidently doing the talking in panel two.
Mr Reality over 5 years ago
In all reality , P3 the girls chant It’s not over until we say it’s over. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ?
Irish53 over 5 years ago
P 1.5: “….was it? well, then why don’t you shut your pie-hole, skippy….”
Mr Reality over 5 years ago
Yay, chick fight, in all reality
The Pro from Dover over 5 years ago
Gil and I are now a couple. Just call us Gilcy.