Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 02, 2019

There are a few students that would drink a 2 liter Mountain Dew before lunch.

Crabby you can handle, highly irritable and angering easily, not so much.

Is it mountain grown? That’s the richest kind.

I’d much prefer the nodding Mrs. Olsen. :D

Crabby teachers can be fun to irritate. Nappers, not so much.

Coffee in the classroom??? I’ve been out of the loop for a while I guess.

Nodding off? Looking at Mrs Olsen diabetes might be possible.

It would not be fair to expect adulting without coffee

It’s a shame that many kids have no concept of paying your dues. Mrs. Olsen has coffee on her desk because she’s grown, and she’s earned the right. Get grown, THEN you may have the beverage of your choice on your desk, or wherever. Wait your turn, kid.

PostsFrazz12 hrs · 18 years today

I get to keep a cup of whatever I want on my desk, too. Usually it’s either water or espresso. Right now it’s espresso, and I’m raising it in a toast to my readers, who, as of today, have been keeping me in the funnies for 18 years now.

Thank you not only for reading, but for being the kind of readers I was convinced were out there. It lets me do the kind of strip I want, and it honestly makes me feel better about the world to know you’re out there.

Every kid wants the teacher who nods off. Despite the ensuing chaos.

You’d need coffee too, if you were surrounded by kids the better part of the day.