Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 24, 2019

Fear not. There will always be enough lameness.

It may be dangerous to disappoint the Kyrgyz.

What about Teresa’s fans in Poland and Kiribati? Don’t they count? And what about Costa Rica? Huh?

Don’t you worry, never fear, Frida the Lamely will soon be here..

Word has it , the truth will come out soon, Frida has a new gig with Orida…

Frida also signed her contract in blood and can NEVER quit Frog Applause. There is no escape.

O’er the land of the Frida and the home of the lame.

Frog Applause without Frida would be like Carrie Nation without her axe.

duty-bound with a hymen in oops I mean hyphen…a Frida in the hand is worth two in the bush…

How many of Frida’s fans are wall-mounted?

Reality is a farce. Frida is a necessary evil.

Frida is so giving! That’s why we love her lamely.

Embarrassingly lame is still better than no lame at all, but not as good as boringly lame. Interestingly lame, now…isn’t that what we’re all looking for? And how can Frida put up with that hand under her skirt all the time? Doesn’t seem right. I hope he’s her husband and not her cousin or something.

How’s this for lame: I have tried to think up a mnemonic device for remembering where all the “Stan” countries are in Asia. Still don’t have it. Been trying for quite a long time.

… the but is unnecessary…

…but charges everything…

…butt, butt, butt, butt…

… make him stop…

…(old Simpson’s joke:)…lovely Friday metermaid…

… some believe that we have no freewill…

… that it is all God’s will…

… but just who is wearing the hand puppet?…

“..plus Frida’s e is with my h somewhere, and that is enough to keep us in pursuit of mysterious nuance and cryptic inanity.”

Once you pick up the Frida Gauntlet of Lame, it can never be laid down.

We didn’t know Frida very well, she just got coffee, or something…

The little known fifth fundamental force of nature is Lame force. It has no beginning, and no end. Lame is neither here nor there, akin to spooky action at a distance, often described in Froglandia as fecal plumage. There is no escape, so, keep lame and carry on.

Frida has pointy ears, ergo: “Live long and prosper” ….

There may be only one way out but it’s the honorable way.

It is good to know that Frida has a loyal fan base, even if only in two sketchy places.

What would ABBA be without its Frida? Just Abb….

I say Frida and that dude with his hand on her tush should stick around, ’cause Frog Applause needs its cast of recurring characters. Recurring characters give a reassuring sense of continuity in this all-too-lame universe! I feel sure the High Mucky Mucks at FBN (Froglandian Broadcasting Network) will concur with my dictum….

I want to see the goings on of Frogglandia.

Emancipate your elongated earlobes, for the wolf clown has been seen in the suburbs of a forgotten city

There are people in Zanzibar who would be devastated to see you go.

What does Frog Applause™ have in common with good dental hygiene? The answer here:

http://tinyurl.com/GetYourGOATon

Spoiler alert – “Goat monger: … frequently forget to brush your teeth.”

Well, looks like another shortage of graphing paper … btw, Frida should take care of that split personality ….

Save your graph paper Rita good days are A comming

O, we’ll kill the old red rooster, when she comes

And, we’ll all have chicken an’ dumplins, when she comes

No need to tell us what Frida thinks. We already know. —Déjà vu and all that….