Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 10, 2019

As it goes in that old Buggs Bunny cartoon: “Here Bunny Bunny!!!!! Here Rabbit!!!”

I’m just not getting how that beclawed girl standing motionless on a base illustrates the action described in P2.

Wow, 410 feet to right center. Mighty far for a softball field.

Benson’s nickname should be the Guillaumes.

P1, With the right pitch, the Rabbits will die.

P2, This must be Big Ken Brown’s younger sister. At least she made something happen. I wonder if she’ll be a cow judge at the county fair?

P3, Time out! I seem to have lost a finger.

P 3 ,time out, go change your pants Ump, I can’t stand the smell anymore , in all reality !

Silly Wabbit — Twix are for kids.

The mighty Bunnies of George Benson High were Breezin’, but let Mimi’s amazons back in the game. Soon, this masquerade will end.

Yes, just offer at an out-of-zone high fastball on oh and two—that’s a sure ticket to extra bases (or strike three)! Please, Jamila, do not throw the screwball—I will have to reveal that I spend my Saturdays letting screwballs go through the wickets to the backstop!

The catcher just wanted to wish everyone a happy Wednesday.

Even the artist is disappointed with this story. He gave today’s strip only 4 out of 10.

Couple wild pitches and passed balls called by the catcher,

P-3: what better time to call a time out than when the Plate umpire, calling balls and strikes, is lined up with third base

1-Hmmm. That girl playing second base doesn’t even have a mitt. And she’s playing right on the bag leaving a huge whole to right. I wish I could hit…2-Hummm badda, hummm badda…3-CATCHER: Are you sure you can see the ball cross the plate from over there? UMP: HA! Like that ever happens with your team.

Maybe the ump is standing that way to maximize his chances of getting hit by a foul tip.

The ump is used to calling old guys 16” games and doesn’t know where to stand