Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 09, 2019

Revenge of Arachne!!!

Spider, it would have been easier if you had surprised Wiz while he was sleeping.

So now the swatting is on the other foot. All eight of them.

Time for some payback!

Looks like Charlotte ran off with a spatula.

Karma can be a killer.

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”

Cardinal Wolsey, the last Catholic Archbishop of canterbury said to new kill spiders as they were good spirits

He better “fly” out of that chair before he gets smacked!

Think quick! The arachnid is about to swat the Wizard….ZZZZZAP!

Thanks, No dinner. Just desserts.

My spider senses detect some pay back heading his way.

Speaking of karma, did you read about the poacher that was killed by an elephant and eaten by a lion?

Seriously, the spider wants him to have another go?!

Imagine a giant spider, with unlimited strength, a massive inferiority complex, and a real short temper, is tear-a**ing around the kingdom in a brand-new Wizard suit. That sound like fun?

Maybe the spider should put that swatter to good use and go hunt some dinner…

“Hey human. Don’t leave this swatter around in the open. You know how dangerous they are.”

Yeah, Wiz it’s called Karma.

I wonder whether the spider met a chemist, perhaps Leo G Carroll. Better call Clint Eastwood so he can bring his jet fighter squadron before too late.