Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 12, 2019

Which unicorn did Marigold buy this bag from, and how many humans did they have to mutilate to make it?

Marigold has always opposed thumbs.

what would humans do with disposable thumbs anyway?

Those are gag thumbs, right???

Ew!

Do you know who Roger Ebert was, and what do you think of Rob Schneider movies?

Rubber Thumbers….Cheaper by the pound!

“The flexor ossis metacarpi pollicis flexes the metacarpal bone.That is, draws it inward over the palm thus producing the movement of opposition and the Boy Scout salute.” Hawkeye, M*A*S*H

Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=mash&episode=s04e18

But for that, Phoebe would need a disposable pinkie like most other cartoon characters.

There’s thumbthing wrong about that.

That is sooo disturbing! XD

I have decided I do NOT want to know the whole story behind those. Please do not elaborate, Marigold. :P

I don’t think you want the answers to those questions, Phoebe! I know I don’t!

How about some Lady Fingers instead? – No; not Addams-Family-like.

As suspected, Marigold is all thumbs!

Fonzie is not gonna be happy about this… ;)

I hope those were not an off-brand variety. They are often up to 40% big toes!

Even unicorns get the blues (even more obscure movie parody).

If you have questions about this, make sure to ask them in a yes or no form, so they can be answered thumbs up or thumbs down. Or Marigold might throw thumbs at you.

Now Marigold can hitchhike!

Doesn’t she have a prehensile tail? Surely that’s just as good as opposable thumbs!

Gummi-thumbs!

One of those things that will never ever be elaborated on.

Siskel and Ebert would be so proud! :P