Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 08, 2019

Oh, guilty, guilty, guilty!

Err, umm, to the second charge…

[Long]

Little geek walks into the doctor’s office. "My father told me that I’m perverted. Is there a test for that?’

‘Yes there is. Just answer some questions as fast as you can. What’s something a dog makes in the grass that you don’t want to step in?’

‘A hole.’

’What’s a four letter word that ends in ‘unt’ that refers to a woman?’

‘Aunt.’

‘What does a man do standing, a woman do sitting and a dog does on three legs?’

‘Shake hands.’

‘My boy, you are 100% Normal! But you’d be amazed how many degenerates I meet every week!’

I’ve always been grateful that all my perversions are normal.

Can’t one be both?

A descendant of “Heavy Metal”.

Disgusting pervert and Last Kiss comics fan are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

Is she one of the Cosmic Cheerleaders?

Is that a young Nichelle Nichols?

I’m a guy…..guilty on both counts.

uhh, what if I didn’t before I read the text?

I prefer Perverted Last Kiss comics fan.

Love “Last Kiss”!

Now I have to go watch “Flesh Gordon”, or Fritz.

I am NOT a pervert! No, I’m more than that, I’m a prevert. It’s kinda’ like being infamous.

Nope.

Not me.

Nothin’.

I may be both…

I’m good with that.

Can’t we be both?

“Disturbing”? That’s unkind. I’ve never met an orfice I didn’t like…

perverts have more fun

Guilty on all counts…

I don’t know if I want to live in a world where you could be one and not the other.