That took me a smidgen longer than it should have.
It’s not because of the corkscrew, the rum inventory has gone down.
For one: You picked the parrot for it’s color of bottle green. And the reasoning for the missing hand replacements design as “to rip my enemies heart out” is a childish Kevin-Costner-ism.
I drink,fall over. No problem
Drink no wine before its time…TODAY.Corkscrew instead of hook, clever.
Almost too subtle.
The Captain said, “If you twist my arm I’ll have a drink with ya.”
I guess I have a drinking problem cause I don’t see the problem. Yes I see the corkscrew, but that just means he’s handy at opening bottles.
I’ll bet that cost him an arm and a keg : < 0
Me too.
Missing an eye, a leg and a hand, it looks more like he has an anger management problem.
Or he’s really bad around power tools.
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Andre Liebenberg over 5 years ago
That took me a smidgen longer than it should have.
juncarlo over 5 years ago
It’s not because of the corkscrew, the rum inventory has gone down.
unfair.de over 5 years ago
For one: You picked the parrot for it’s color of bottle green. And the reasoning for the missing hand replacements design as “to rip my enemies heart out” is a childish Kevin-Costner-ism.
Jml58 over 5 years ago
I drink,fall over. No problem
Crabbyrino Premium Member over 5 years ago
Drink no wine before its time…TODAY.Corkscrew instead of hook, clever.
russef over 5 years ago
Almost too subtle.
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
The Captain said, “If you twist my arm I’ll have a drink with ya.”
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
I guess I have a drinking problem cause I don’t see the problem. Yes I see the corkscrew, but that just means he’s handy at opening bottles.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
I’ll bet that cost him an arm and a keg : < 0
dmarynik over 5 years ago
Me too.
SwimsWithSharks over 5 years ago
Missing an eye, a leg and a hand, it looks more like he has an anger management problem.
SwimsWithSharks over 5 years ago
Or he’s really bad around power tools.