Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 22, 2019

Pig dreams of living the retired life in Florida.

Pig doesn’t have the nose to find truffles; and people don’t want tough loin chops or bacon from a hard working pig.

I think that the dream of many is to get to retire in good health and with sufficient funds and be able to wake up in the mornings without work worries.

Pig could be an actor in pizza commercials! The Flo of pizza!

It’s bad enough having to work when you’re awake. Having another job in your dreams is too much, even if you need the money.

Never quite sure why they are standing at the edge of a cliff when discussing such matters, sounds dangerous.

These charecters are in a word weird

My dream job is to win the lottery. So far, my dream and reality are far apart.

Don’t know about dream jobs. Had a few nightmares though.

My dream job is to count sleep. Or have I got that backwards?

Dream job is an oxymoron!

Why would anyone dream about jobs?! Those would be nightmares!

Dream Job = Beer and Pizza tester …… who gains no weight !

I once noticed that everybody in my dreams speaks with the same voice. Mine.

Weird.

When I dream that I’m at my job, I usually discover that I’m not wearing any pants. I’ll consider myself fortunate if that situation continues to confine itself to my dreams.

Pig’s right. Goat’s dreams do sound miserable.

My dream job is assistant to a man who does nothing for a living.

Could a dream be any more miserable than life itself?

GOAT: Our dreams feel real while we’re in them. It’s only when we wake we realize things were strange.

PIG: But all the textures of real life – the stones, the cliff… grass… sky… coffee… your mind can’t create all this.

GOAT: It does. Every time you dream. Let me ask you a question: You never remember the beginning of your dreams, do you? You just turn up in the middle of what’s going on.

PIG: I guess.

GOAT: So… how did we end up at this cliff?

My dream job is retirement. Only 3 years , six months and about 2 weeks to go…..

Strangely enough, I did have a dream about getting a job last night.

The English language is like a bi-polar diabetic girlfriend on steroids. Close enough?

Nice color sky.

Pig’s dream (or nightmare) job must be making the tastiest ham.. pork chops.. bacon or hocks.

Unfortunately, I often dream that I’m at the office.

I’ve been retired 15 months, and like several times a week, I woke up having the “work” dream. Other than that, retirement is great!

My “dream job” is FI/RE. I’ve found that most of my friends and family disapprove of that. :(

Pig has many peoples’ dream job already.

Why not? My dream job is to be retired.

Pig certainly does have a way with words! Away, words! Be gone!

The colors seem brighter on Gocomics lately. Did they switch to a new detergent?

Good thing didn’t dream that he was on the Menu at a BBQ business.

Indeed