Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 21, 2019

You just never learn, do you, Humpty? Someday, all the King’s horses and all the King’s men won’t be able to put you back together again!

Now the king’s men will not be able to recognize him.

He never learns not to sit on walls.

Run, Humpy. Before the Easter Bunny abducts you!

A tie-dye egg?

Nice!! Can you do it again? A little slower.

He didn´t crack. This time.

Humpty Dumpty was actually a cannon

Hippy!

Off the wall,

Off the awning,

Through the scaffolding,

Off the tomato stand,

Through the paint stand

and into the castle!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oACRt-Qp-s

He just got back from a Grateful Dead concert.

Happy Easter?

Miserable egg, go and boil your …… well, all of you.

A walking talking egg? I think Bung is hitting the sauce a little early in the morning.

a different version of egg roll?

Save Humpty! Stop Trump’s Wall, so he won’t be able to fall.

Funny thing about Humpty Dumpty. Nowhere in the rhyme is he specifically referred to as an egg. We just assume he was.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men,

Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

Some other commentator pointed that out a few months back.

Happy Easter citizens of Id

At least he didn’t break. Happy Easter, all!

How could you? You ruined much art of the future.

Humpty: “To the readers, I’m an Easter Egg. To you, I’m an alcoholic hallucination!”

Based on a true story.

To ALL my friends here:

https://zeezoey.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/easter.jpg

And that was the inspiration for the M&Ms hard candy shell.