I parked my freshly washed Miata in the far end of a parking lot with no trees or utility lines anywhere near my car. There were cars parked under the trees and the utility lines. I come out of the restaurant and my car is covered, I mean covered – my tan ragtop looked white and the windshield was completely covered. COVERED!!! I had to clean the car before I could leave the parking lot. Do you know how many glasses of water and paper towels you use up while the restaurant staff (which were very gracious and generous with their water and paper towels) LAUGHED!!! Damn birds! I hope the local bird-eaters gets every one of them!
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 5 years ago
Public transit. The scourge of birds everywhere!
Kaputnik about 5 years ago
Before the invention of the car, did they seek out horse drawn vehicles? And what did their ancestors do before the invention of the wheel?
Gent about 5 years ago
Eevil birds!
PO' DAWG about 5 years ago
“Here comes a Peregrine falcon!” that outta scare the crap out of you.
sandflea about 5 years ago
Always keep your mouth closed when you look up at the birds.
The Reader Premium Member about 5 years ago
You don’t read the magazine, you put it under the perch.
Lablubber about 5 years ago
Revenge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxSex9VxlwI
Stephen Gilberg about 5 years ago
“I read it only for the articles.”
Not Again about 5 years ago
Try The Guide For Public Art Sculptures.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Most clever cartoon of the day – Kudos! (Love the bird out-house with no floor!)
Intergalactic Hussy about 5 years ago
It should bother everyone that animals all over the world do not use toilet paper.
pchemcat about 5 years ago
I parked my freshly washed Miata in the far end of a parking lot with no trees or utility lines anywhere near my car. There were cars parked under the trees and the utility lines. I come out of the restaurant and my car is covered, I mean covered – my tan ragtop looked white and the windshield was completely covered. COVERED!!! I had to clean the car before I could leave the parking lot. Do you know how many glasses of water and paper towels you use up while the restaurant staff (which were very gracious and generous with their water and paper towels) LAUGHED!!! Damn birds! I hope the local bird-eaters gets every one of them!