I parked my freshly washed Miata in the far end of a parking lot with no trees or utility lines anywhere near my car. There were cars parked under the trees and the utility lines. I come out of the restaurant and my car is covered, I mean covered – my tan ragtop looked white and the windshield was completely covered. COVERED!!! I had to clean the car before I could leave the parking lot. Do you know how many glasses of water and paper towels you use up while the restaurant staff (which were very gracious and generous with their water and paper towels) LAUGHED!!! Damn birds! I hope the local bird-eaters gets every one of them!
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago
Public transit. The scourge of birds everywhere!
Kaputnik over 5 years ago
Before the invention of the car, did they seek out horse drawn vehicles? And what did their ancestors do before the invention of the wheel?
Gent over 5 years ago
Eevil birds!
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
“Here comes a Peregrine falcon!” that outta scare the crap out of you.
sandflea over 5 years ago
Always keep your mouth closed when you look up at the birds.
The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago
You don’t read the magazine, you put it under the perch.
Lablubber over 5 years ago
Revenge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxSex9VxlwI
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
“I read it only for the articles.”
Not Again over 5 years ago
Try The Guide For Public Art Sculptures.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Most clever cartoon of the day – Kudos! (Love the bird out-house with no floor!)
Intergalactic Hussy over 5 years ago
It should bother everyone that animals all over the world do not use toilet paper.
pchemcat over 5 years ago
I parked my freshly washed Miata in the far end of a parking lot with no trees or utility lines anywhere near my car. There were cars parked under the trees and the utility lines. I come out of the restaurant and my car is covered, I mean covered – my tan ragtop looked white and the windshield was completely covered. COVERED!!! I had to clean the car before I could leave the parking lot. Do you know how many glasses of water and paper towels you use up while the restaurant staff (which were very gracious and generous with their water and paper towels) LAUGHED!!! Damn birds! I hope the local bird-eaters gets every one of them!