Red and Rover by Brian Basset for April 30, 2019

Rover: Red, I’m asking you a question. Do you love me?Red: You’re a fool!Rover: I know. But do you love me?

… Rover: Red, if you love me, I am hungry.

Now that we’ve introduced ourselves…where are the Milky Bones?!

Red is doing Dad jokes?

He’s not kidding around, Red.

Never gets old. :-D

Very Funny…Rover is still hungry, RED!

You may need to get his attention some other way, Rover.

He’s not old enough for Dad jokes.

Red! Don’t tease Rover so! Give him a Milky Bone!

Don’t tease a dog with food. A dog was trying to eat a chocolate ice cream bar at a picnic, so I tried to take it away from her. She snapped at me, so I placed my foot over the bar, and it seemed to disappear.

My cat would just jump in my lap in front of the newspaper and give me That Look:l

“I’m Keith Hernandez”

If Rover’s like my dogs, he’s always hungry!

You’re better off hungry. You can get over that.

My older dog stand in front of me and stares when she wants to eat. She knows what time it is better than me.

awww come on Red, get sweet Rover a milky bone !!

He’s Red or Read? :)