Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 10, 2019

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    Averagemoe  over 5 years ago

    I want to envy a lack of being envied, but it keeps expiring as soon as I try.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    yeah, we humans are complicated to unique orns

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    Dirty Dragon  over 5 years ago

    Hello, Marigold Heavenly Nostrils.. I envy your ability to fit every bit of that hoof in your mouth. : )

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    finkd  over 5 years ago

    Marigold, how about envying Phoebe’s fingers and opposable thumbs ?

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    codycab  over 5 years ago

    Notice Marigold envied green stuff. Anyone aware of the irony?

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    Yngvar Følling  over 5 years ago

    Of course you’re harder than a slug. You’ve got a skeleton.

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    asrialfeeple  over 5 years ago

    “I envy you your thumbs.”

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    mommavamp  over 5 years ago

    Slugs and snails have retractable eye stalks. The feelers are on the underside of their mouths. Just sayin’.

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    boneroller42  over 5 years ago

    Ooooo good save Marigold!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago

    …thumbs?

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    dragonbite  over 5 years ago

    Good comeback.

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    Mario500  over 5 years ago

    I did not sense any true envy in this cartoon.

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    BiggerNate91  over 5 years ago

    She envies her complexity?

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    DDrazen  over 5 years ago

    One evening my wife and I drove home after dark. We saw two slugs suspended from a slime rope hanging in front of the garage door having slug sex. No envy, quite a bit of fascination.

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    Good save

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    The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Your unique Phoebeness, that’s what you were struggling to remember!

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    mistie710  over 5 years ago

    Considering that we have pondered the act of Phoebe becoming Ornish in these pages, perhaps we could consider Marigold becoming human.

    Ah wait! I think I hear a scream of anguish!

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    amaneaux  over 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t Marigold envy Phoebe her ability to behold Marigold’s loveliness without becoming transfixed?

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    TMaddox  over 5 years ago

    Marigold should say she envies Phoebe’s Heavenly, four-legged companion

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    WinterWeasel  over 5 years ago

    Is she still taking her humility lessons?

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    BenBerlin  over 5 years ago

    Nice save their Marigold (no I’m not laughing, I just got a sudden dose of spring allergies)

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    BenBerlin  over 5 years ago

    Nice save there Marigold. (No I’m not laughing I just got a sudden dose of allergies cough)

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    Stingy McDuck  over 5 years ago

    “And Bart…. I like Bart”.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    You did like her fingers. Their ability to fell. Though she may envy your telekinesis where you have as many ‘fingers’ as you need to do a job.

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    craigwestlake  over 5 years ago

    Envy is the sincerest form of stupidity…

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    jerrica.benton333  over 3 years ago

    that slug is the wrong color

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