Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 06, 2019

And it was only used once. Although, “Beware of Greeks bearing gifts”

Let’s see, 500 warriors x 200 pounds equals 100,000 pounds or 50 tons. That sucker’s gonna be tough to pull through the city gates!

The Huns are waiting inside.

It looks like it would be a tight fit.

Rod, the defence budget is lying unspent, is it?

Surprise!

Oh Great! Now instead of the Trojan Horse we will have the Idiot Horse.

“…Um… Look, if, if we built this large wooden badger…”

The balloons are a nice touch.

The first SUV!

is that a pig, an aardvark or what? not a horse.

Sounds like a BART car. Meant to carry 100 passengers, but routinely overloaded to carry 200+ passengers.

… and BART wonders why there is so much wear-and-tear.

The Wizard of Troy gets duped again!

Personal opinion: anyone who wants to buy a large vehicle should prove that they can park it, WITHIN THE LINES!!!, in less than 60 seconds before being allowed off the lot. Y’know what I’m sayin’?

It’s an Eatanter!

What is this? A war vehicle?

“Hey look, the Huns built us a giant wooden horse for the Burning Horse Festival.”

Later: “It’s screaming. Cool!”