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Hmm, the might want to double check their math at RBON An Ostrich’s average lifespan is 30 – 40 years, they do not start laying eggs until they are between 3 and 4 years old, and only breed once a year, producing a clutch of about 20 eggs per breeding season so for approximately 36 years time 20 eggs I only get 720 IF all the eggs hatch.
note: In captivity a properly cared for ostrich can live up to 70 years but their ability to produce viable eggs still seems to end around age 40
No wonder, because in Iceland, the state is officially protecting places because they are thought to be inhabited by elves. Besides, there is the Icelandic Elf School, located in the capital.
you SAY elves, but that looks more like a gnome. I think we need some kind of Icelandic mythical creature encyclopedia so we have contextual definitions of what people are talking about, since I’m pretty sure “elf” can mean like 5 different things.
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
Busy mama indeed!
jvn almost 6 years ago
The Earth smelled like rotten eggs? Uh, it was the dog. Honest.
hawgowar almost 6 years ago
Wonder why? Hydrogen sulfide makes that smell. I wonder what they considered the source to be?
therese_callahan2002 almost 6 years ago
Buddy and Jovie visit Iceland.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 6 years ago
And 80% of Americans believe in angels.
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I would suspect sulfur dioxide from the volcanos.
Gent almost 6 years ago
But thanks to the ancient aliens who finally arrived on earth and got rid of that fowl smell.
James Wolfenstein almost 6 years ago
Well, 99% of humans believe in god. So… elves don’t sound too crazy after all… :D
BearsDown Premium Member almost 6 years ago
The scientists must have dealt it.
h.v.greenman almost 6 years ago
Hmm, the might want to double check their math at RBON An Ostrich’s average lifespan is 30 – 40 years, they do not start laying eggs until they are between 3 and 4 years old, and only breed once a year, producing a clutch of about 20 eggs per breeding season so for approximately 36 years time 20 eggs I only get 720 IF all the eggs hatch.
note: In captivity a properly cared for ostrich can live up to 70 years but their ability to produce viable eggs still seems to end around age 40
russef almost 6 years ago
And somehow the Icelanders voted in the 2016 election.
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Put ’em to work.
Spock almost 6 years ago
No wonder, because in Iceland, the state is officially protecting places because they are thought to be inhabited by elves. Besides, there is the Icelandic Elf School, located in the capital.
The Pro from Dover almost 6 years ago
Well, if Octomom had kept at it..
bepapa almost 6 years ago
The Earth still smells like rotten eggs. Our sense of smell has simply adapted.
Jogger2 almost 6 years ago
I haven’t looked into it, but I suspect those 1,500 chicks include kids, grandkids, great-grandkids, great-great-grandkids, and so on.
yangeldf almost 6 years ago
you SAY elves, but that looks more like a gnome. I think we need some kind of Icelandic mythical creature encyclopedia so we have contextual definitions of what people are talking about, since I’m pretty sure “elf” can mean like 5 different things.
Jeeper Premium Member almost 6 years ago
The male ostrich raises the young right?
poopsypoo Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Well I mean, there was a lot of sulphur in the air so it stands to reason that the air would be pungent with that acrid smell! Eew eew eew!!!
craigwestlake almost 6 years ago
So that means my buddies’ gym socks are over two million years old…
RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Lol.
PatsyL.Paul almost 6 years ago
Pull my finger!