Herman by Jim Unger for June 16, 2019

Magic words: “Yes, dear.”

Me : “Yes my dear you’re right as usual , was my fault .”

She : “I bet . Of course I’m always right as my mother too”

This is the main reason because since 1990 I divorceed after 3 years of marriage , 4 years of engagement and 2 years of friendship . Too much years of forberance .

There are only two ways to make a woman happy but no one knows what they are…

You’re right dear, I’m sorry. I’ll never do it again (until the next time).

“Honey, the pie was delicious.”

Some conversations are safer unspoken or held privately, lest one lose one’s privates.

to keep a woman happy !! depends on the minute.. and learn to read her mind.. ??

No man know that answer “Yes my pet.” may be the all around one.

“This just in, women live longer than men because they’re not married to women!” Colin Mochrie

There goes that theory….different strokes for different folks….

What a waste of a delicious pie! My revenge would have been to eat it all myself and not share even a crumb.

Been married more than 67 years, and still haven’t learned the secret!

It’s brain surgery – a frontal lobotomy for one or the other.

I’ve learned that as long as I agree with my wife, and do what she says, she’s happy.

…And a happy wife is a happy life!

I almost hate to admit this, but we’ve been married 45 years and have yet to have an argument.

Time to go to court: “irreconcilable differences.”

“Let me add that it’s a good idea to make sure she’s not around when you admit whether you’re sorry or not.”

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.