Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 20, 2019

I’d be careful, Rodney…he may take the whip out of your hand and use it on you!

The rowers don’t look so merry to me …

Hearing the Fink’s song has to be worse than feeling the whip.

Today’s boat day or something? I saw a similar boat gag on Rubes today.

I have some experience rowing and it was never, ever, ‘Merry’.

Planet Fitness, the early years.

Better not encourage the King to help, he’d probably lighten the ship by one Sir Rodney.

Does Mike Rowe own a boat?

Row row row your boat gently down the stream, ha ha fooled you all I’m a submarine!

With three rowers on one side, and one on the other, maybe the Fink should be singing The Circle Game.

[Continues:] …throw your monarch overboard and listen to him scream.

I think I would rather hear him sing than being whiped

They’re out of rhythm ……rock the boat, oh rock the boat baby….

The oars on the boat go back and forth, back and forth, back and forth….

♪ Where there’s a whip – there’s a way ♪ (anyone?)

Propel, propel, propel your craft, swiftly down the liquid solution, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, existence is but an illusion. That’s the high-brow version of the lyrics.

Should try giving them an incentive – if the rowers can reach the destination, they can have what’s left …

100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer. / Take one down and pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. / Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

The fink should have arranged for proper nourishment for the men. But then how can he be despicable.

They’re all in the same boat.