Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 24, 2019

FINALLY. After a loooong hiatus. A Janis in the tub gag. Thanks, Jimmy.

But you’re not topless, Arlo.

Is that where you met Janice

Hey nosirrom, how did you know yesterday?

“Being a bath time sommelier…”

Good call!

Fondly. Just as I remember many things from my wilder days.

Ah yes. Never ever get tired of seeing my wife nude.

I remember barless tops…

They’ve become breastaurants.

Role reversal.

pool side service-pretty sweet.

Janis texted Arlo for the beverage. Didn’t notice at first (read comics before coffee). I figured Arlo was doing his usual sneaky peeks with a wine bribe.

Sommelier, or wine steward, is a trained and knowledgeable wine professional, normally working in fine restaurants.

I was pretty excited when some friends invited me to a topless bar, but all I saw were little bites of food on bread.

Arlo needs to take a hint from Genesis 2:25.

I’ll do anything for a peek.

When topless becomes common place just look at men without shirts.Meh right? Too much of a good thing becomes no big deal. Still fun with Janis in the bath!

Tips are appreciated.

But it’s the servers who are supposed to be topless.

Aaaaaah, topless bars: where you could look but weren’t supposed to touch.

Back then the SERVER was topless.

She ordered a drink via smart phone, then waiter Arlo delivered it. Except I think he should have been “topless” to make the joke even better

Did Janis text the bathroom sommelier for service?

mundane chit chat.

Jethro Bodine thought he could improve business at his cafe, “The Hungry Gizzard,” by following the lead of other restaurants that had gone topless. So he and the rest of the Clampetts took off their hats.

If this is suppose to be a ‘topless’ establishment, why does Arlo still have a shirt on?

We used to go to a bar that was not topless – Husband had a Playboy key and I had a Bunny key and we would go to the NYC Playboy club.