Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 31, 2019

In fact, I may not need you at all.

So, will you give me a hand?

Those Army training films! Such memories!

Most have been cheating and can’t pass the marriage blood tests.

It should read, “….When only two people are involved…” We all know what happens in the army.

Waiting for marriage? What army is he in anyway?

You won’t be that involved. Just stand at attention and give me your one gun salute.

After he sees that film he might never want sex again. We viewed ours right before chow. For added pleasure there was even a post film slide show. Chow was boiled hot dogs. Yum.xP

I hope he enjoys celibacy….

She finds out where they are being stationed, and then bets the odds with a life insurance policy.

You’ll be strapped down and gagged for the most part.

…you’ll have time to watch as I work my way through your entire platoon.

“….and you might recognize me in the movie.”

“And don’t worry about what they tell you about all those diseases. You will learn plenty from me.”

Don’t forget to bring the batteries

Nothing like an Army training film to get the straight dope on sex!

Don’t worry darling, I’ll teach you EVERYTHING you need to know. After all, I starred in most of those training films.

I have seen so many instruction videos. Now I need someone to practice with.

Let me teach you a new disease.

If it’s an Army training film, he won’t even get field stripping right…

I was so sure he had her at ’I’ve gotta watch’!

But you can watch.