Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 03, 2019

Ha! Called it! Bipedal one and all!

P1, No, I’m talking to you, idiot! And we’re teenagers we don’t call, we text! Definitely not cool!

P2, Molly, trying to be Too Cool right to the end. And WTF is up with her feet?

P3, Mimi, being a woman of a certain age tries to hitchhike right out of this ridiculous story.

In all reality , And remember Ladies don’t walk on Mopman’s gym floor with your street shoes on .

In honor of the book, Molly is wearing her pig feet.

Reading it and reading about it are two different things.

P2- That tank top Molly is wearing appears similar to the WWF wrestling logo. Hulkamania isn’t the only thing running wild in Milford as those feet/hooves are freaking me out.

Where may I find a lamp that the French royal family once owned like what’s in P1?

Some TCFS girls are more equal than others. You can tell by the feet.

P4: “but we already are dressed, coach….in all reality, are you ok?”

Afternoon, and Molly is still in her pajamas. What a slacker.

Molly? I expect at some point she is going to switch over to another school.

“Read ‘Animal Farm’? I thought she said watch ‘Animal House’.”

If this wasn’t Milford, these girls would superimpose something like pig ears and a pig nose on a phone video of Mimi and Snapchat it to other kids while she was giving them her ‘Animal Farm’ speech, in all reality.

So they practice in their uniforms and not sweats or shorts? Strangest HS Softball team I’ve ever seen.

R & W, why not hit the showers as a reward for suffering through this drivel?

I like how everyone’s pounding their mitts while walking down the sidewalk. I guess Mimi’s taught them to be ready at all times. I suppose it is possible a foul ball could come towards them from the boys’ practice. And speaking of being ready, I hope you’re ready for a totally believable edition of Mopped Up Thorp.

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