Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 04, 2019

Another teenager actually makes a phone call. This could catch on.

“I thought you loved me.” “I did — until I didn’t.”

I thought this story might be interesting, until it wasn’t.

P1, You win a TC button, what else?

P2, I’m trying to figure out why my freaky right hand looks so much like Molly’s foot from yesterday.

P3, I did but you won’t let go of me!

In all reality , P 1 what do I win, You better watch your smart mouth Missie or you’ll be running laps until you drop !

What’s the story arc about?- Um…Nothing. Why?

What is the special today? I was thinking of stopping there for dinner. Is it Blue Rotini?

Um, nothing, all these websites open on my browser are legit and not at all porn or anything.

P3- What? No Copywrite Café? David and Linda road trip to the Central City Cantina for a bowl of soup?

‘’You both will a chance to role-play. Who wants to be the pig?’’

Geez….now what? Just when you thought this couldn’t get any worse

P3: Don’t be too quick to bump-set-spike your volleyball ambitions to the side, it’s clearly opening doors.

I’m turning down my scholarship so I can go to Beauty School and open my own discount hair cutting shop

Is that a cassette player in the background of P2?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuKQHw90FvQ

P2: that’s what I truthfully tell my wife if she sees me reading GT and asks “what are you doing?”….really….it’s nothing….

“What am I doing? Watching my right hand turn into a flipper.”

Late 19th century American foreign policy towards China in effect in P3.

So they had to read the book in 9th grade, but not study it. Who taught them in 9th grade, Kaz? And speaking of studying, you don’t have to study too hard to understand today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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