Monty by Jim Meddick for June 12, 2019

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 5 years ago

    “Be the shark, not the turtle……. Be the shark, not the turtle……. Be the… OH MY GOD!….…

    ……….Umm………….OK………..Got this.

    Be the fisherman, not the shark…………. Be the fis……..”

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    Frankie5466  over 5 years ago

    Aw come on EB, a near death experience is enough to make anyone thankful to be alive!

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    Strob Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “I looked at the shark and it seemed to say

    ‘I took your turtle from you away’ “

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    Tossle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Well it did survive the crabs and seagulls prior to making it to the water.

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    Clotty Peristalt  over 5 years ago

    I didn’t even hear any scary music to prepare me for this moment…

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    ccomebacktour  over 5 years ago

    Slow and steady LOSES the race !(see Rubes for more of the shark theme)

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    Owhatadoc Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Art does imitate life…https://youtu.be/1VyQipO4miw

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago

    From Wikipedia: “There are a wide range of reproductive strategies employed by different species. Some animals, such as the human and northern gannet, do not reach sexual maturity for many years after birth and even then produce few offspring. Others reproduce quickly; but, under normal circumstances, most offspring do not survive to adulthood. For example, a rabbit (mature after 8 months) can produce 10–30 offspring per year, and a fruit fly (mature after 10–14 days) can produce up to 900 offspring per year. These two main strategies are known as K-selection (few offspring) and r-selection (many offspring).”

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    FassEddie  over 5 years ago

    I’ll never forget what Jacques Cousteau used to say at times like these, “get outta that bathroom, boy, and give someone else a chance!”

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    belgarathmth  over 5 years ago

    Cue the bass open E strings and low F’s.

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    nitromicro  over 5 years ago

    Jacques Cousteau “Zee Norzern Galapagos Sea Turtle see as she struggles to make the safety of zee watare…….”.

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    NobodyAwesome Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Well, the shark followed its own instinct. Most humans are not original thinkers either. We pretty much follow the popular opinion of the day or some role model.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He can still embrace his algorithms.

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    DavidPlatt  over 5 years ago

    He didn’t even notice Marlin Perkins, off-screen to landwards, releasing the baby turtle on its (short-lived) journey towards the sea.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Is that a Great White in such shallow water?

    Poor little turtle. But low survivorship is why so many are hatched at any one time….

    E.B.? Get a life (robotically speaking)!

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    Scoutmaster77  over 5 years ago

    Maybe that’s a ninja turtle.

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    Cornelius Robinson Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Shark sez, “Rawwrrr!”

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