Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 04, 2011

Sarah Palin may be in a lot of trouble!

Or as the old line goes, the right to arm bears.

1992 – Terry Bisson, Bears Discover Fire. 2011 – Danae Pyle, Bears Discover Firearms.

The right for bear arms.

That would really even the fight.

Okay, so Danae listens to old albums of Robin Williams standup routines…

But are they well regulated?

Three tickets to the Texas Legislature, please.

Think of the children!

I think she needs to date Lio. They’d make great couple.

Did they have to pass a security check first?

^ If they came into your shop, would YOU tell them there’s a 15 day wait period?!

Booo!!

You got the right word there FishStix. Danae is a whacko. LOL

All for a six pack of Bear whizz beer.

HEY! NO ONE calls Danae “Whacko”! “Deranged” maybe, but not “Whacko”.

Aren’t these Wiley’s bears that usually resort to trickery to get their meals?

Danae *is* the meal. :)

hahahahaha

……and Danae was never * urp * seen again.

If they had the right to carry concealed weapons, then we could assume that all bears are dangerous!

Bears already have bare arms!!!

The right to arm bears!

Wiley, you’ve done it again! Fabulous premise, if it were only the truth. Love the look on the bears faces.

So that old saying is wrong, it should be “……does a bear SHOOT in the woods?”

pdenman: And the British live in a country that’s one bad week away from becoming a police state. There are trade-offs everywhere.

I love “tweaking.” As a woman of a certain age, I simply want the right to “bare” arms! (But like everything else in life, I have to work for it!)

“But are they well regulated?” Hopefully only as a militia: we don’t want to stop bear economy from running itself.

It is legal to own hunting arms in he U. K.

Mmm… etc: http://www.bustedtees.com/secondamendment I like Wiley’s bears, though.

FishStix, she went to a gun show in Arizona, even told the seller she couldn’t pass a background check. (I’m referring to Bloomberg’s investigation.)

I believe in gun control. I use both hands.

Looks like she should make like Sarah Palin & GET the FOX NEWS OUTTA THERE!

cdward said, about 7 hours ago

I think bears get enough roughage in their diets.

Eat one small child every day and they’ll be “well regulated”.

I thought Goodell said the players, including the Bears would be suspended for carrying weapons? (Sorry Super Bowl and all that.)

With their preposterous conceal and carry requirements, this is actually what happens in Florida.

So if we see one wearing human lined gloves, we’ll know they figured it out.

Actually, raccoons would be better since they have opposable thumbs and could actually shoot one. (But it would ruin the pun.)

I want the right to armchairs.

Michael Moore and Rachel Maddow? Wow that’s credibility for ya!

I’m glad Danae gave the guns to the bears. The thought of her possessing them herself is frightening.

Nah, they aren’t drunk enough!

Cute joke! The right to arm bears! LOL!!

Interestingly the strip actually does a good job of illustrating the need for the 2nd Amendment. The bears would be defenseless without a guarantee of access to arms.

wizard of id, Rodney tells the king that the peasants want the right to bear arms. the king says okay, rip their sleeves off…

keep up the good work Wiley! :)

Nice try with the Canada lies again – Canada is not loaded with guns, you can’t even take a gun across the border if you have a permit to own it in the states.

Somehow I would feel safer if it were the animals that had the guns – they only kill for food – we do it for pleasure and a whole host of other atrocities.

“Somehow I would feel safer if it were the animals that had the guns – they only kill for food – we do it for pleasure and a whole host of other atrocities.”

Uh, animals will kill for something other than for food. They will also kill if they feel they or their offspring are threatened. You know, the whole “beware the mama bear” thing?

Some animals, cutie. Some will fight like that. Some leave their eggs buried in hills and wish them luck when they hatch. So even eat their young if the circumstances are right. Please don’t put maternal instincts on ALL of them.

danae needs to be wearing a tank top for this strip…

Indeed, Dry, Mr. Moore and Ms. Maddow enjoy an enviable record for credibility. Of do you have hard evidence to the contrary? There’s a distinct difference between disagreeing with someone’s politics and disproving what they say.

If you can document instances in which these two have either knowingly or carelessly misrepresented the facts, then by all means let’s have the evidence. Otherwise I suggest you reserve your remarks for places like Townhall and The Blaze, where you’ll be applauded without regard to the truth,.

A bear with a gun, now that’s a killing machine!