Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 15, 2019

We should put tariffs on Stephan’s puns.

¿Qué vamos a hacer contigo, Esteban?

Goat will have to wear the sombrero in a jaunty way on one of his horns.

Walls cannot imprison puns!

Puns are like birds, free birds that fly everywhere.

Fly, puns. Flyyyy!

Ha! Stephan actually pulled a funny one out of his hat!

What kind of cheese ? ……. Croc Power !

Some pulled pork would go good with those nachos.

And he used exactly 239 beans.

One more, and it would have been too farty.

¿Como esta frijoles?

As long as we’re making bad Mexican food puns, let me offer you my signature rice dish. I call it “Arroz by any other name”.

(The other night I considered putting out some Indian flatbread as an appetizer, but that was a naan starter.)

These puns are so bad, I should mexi go.

If you combine pasta and antipasta, will it explode?

(I know. It’s not Mexican and it’s spelled wrong. Sorry, I’m not as good at puns as Pesto… I mean Pastis.)

LOL @ the last panel!

Si si señor, muy bien, gracias

Well done! Another bad pun :-)

No hace falta que pague México. Ya estamos haciendo una colecta y están llegando aportes hasta de África :D

I don’t know. After all that cheese and all those beans, there might be a barrier. You’ll be scent away – running very fast.

Should have added meat. That would make it a real carne pun.

Tear down that wall,Mr. Goatachev.Our puns would be limited ;)

I’m fairly affluent in pig Latin.

Do I dare admit that I like puns. And this is a clever one.

And it will cost us taxpayers 3.14 billion$

It seems like a missed opportunity to do “Been there, don T’HAT.” The apostrophe would have been epic.

Glad they didn’t salsa.

Mejor construyan un muro alderredor de Mr Trump y que Mr Stephan Pastis pague por él. On the other hand, great pun, Stephan.

oh no, even goat doesn’t like patsis puns? the horrors!

Good one, Pastis! Five Stars! Now that’s comedy gold!

Oh that’s a classical Gas!

You’re so clever at this, Stephen, I’m always caught by delightful surprise. Thank you!

Hey, I’d contribute to that Cause! Finish the Cartoon-Boy Wall!

Italian Pastis , Mexican Pastis, you say Potato, I say Tomato…..it’s all samo samo….

When I first moved to Grand Rapids, MI, I’d frequently here people speaking Dutch. I have a feeling these were the same people who would tell people speaking Spanish "this is America! speak English!

Hey, when spoken aloud, this pun has a Spanish accent!