Monty by Jim Meddick for July 14, 2019

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    HarryCK  over 5 years ago

    Can little robot guy dial nine-eleven ?

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 5 years ago

    “Heh-heh….may I borrow your hose and a little water? I’ll pay for it….Just don’t kill me”.

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    Bryan Farht  over 5 years ago

    We like poetry, too. I never understood why nerds are afraid of real men.

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    The Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Funnier if he were to be touched by Monty’s poetry.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 5 years ago

    Just as well Monty, you’d need to write the lines in reverse, so she can read them pulling into/walking up the driveway.

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    Frankie5466  over 5 years ago

    Sorry Monty, but 1) if the truck is hers, I don’t think the kind of girl that has a truck like that would be very interested in a guy like you. Or 2) the truck belongs to her significant other so she’s already taken

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Was there any doubt it would end up differently.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Oh no….

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    Snoots  over 5 years ago

    How sad that today it would be considered a “stalker”. There was a time it would have been considered romantic.

    And from a 5 year old.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Oops! His bad.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Monty’s got a boyfriend, Monty’s got a boyfriend, Monty’s got a boyf – OUCH, stop that!

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    Scoutmaster77  over 5 years ago

    Unrequited love.

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It’s gonna be so hard to remove that chalk; maybe a trip through the Urgent Care.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Monty, meet the pavement. Biker-guy is gonna use you to clean it up and get rid of that chalk mess (only “mess” isn’t the four-letter word he used)….

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    9xSound  over 5 years ago

    LOL! Just LOL!

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